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sales reptile

The unabbreviated term for sales rep. Properly denotes their slithery, "speak with forked tongue", sneaky nature.
The sales reptile convinced me to buy way too expensive of a car. Bet he had to meet his quota.
by Puddintan3 July 29, 2006
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reptile dysfunction

When your snake fails to charm her.
Due to my boyfriends persistent reptile dysfunction, I have to bang his best friend in order to have a big-O.
by telephone man August 30, 2010
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reptile mode

Being so trashed that you change species and can only maintain homeostasis, like a reptile.
That girl over there is so trashed she's in reptile mode

"I'm a reptile"
by bison boy September 2, 2018
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Reptile dysfunction

Get it from riemke
by Bennnnnna2 March 8, 2020
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ReptileShadow

My friend is such a ReptileShadow
by Rusty Wheeler February 11, 2021
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Reptitude

1) When lifting weight, the act of adding on more weight and doing more reps than you thought you could do with the original amount of weight; maximum exertion.

2) An overall way of life which one goes above and beyond personal expectations.

*This word was created when Mike 'More Bi's' Miraglia challenged Chris 'One More Rep' Lynch that he couldn't do more weight on the triceps machine. He did, and did more reps than he initially planned to - reptitude was born. It has since become a way of life built on going above and beyond personal expectations in every facet of life - but specifically focused on those associated with the gym and/or lifting weights.

Other forms: Reptitudical (Verb); Reptituded (Past tense)

Synonyms: None Exist

Antonyms: Steve Serrano
1) He called me out on the triceps machine so I put on more weight and did more reps than I ever thought I could - REPTITUDE!!!

2) Everyone told him he'd never be able to do it, and he did, twice as fast as he ever though he'd be able to - REPTITUDE!!!

3) That dude was getting REPTITUDICAL in the gym today - REPTITUDICAL!!!
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reptile pussy

the pussy of a reptile. may or may not include scales or decorative designs. beautiful from inside and out. scaley, but the best ever experience. known to be sharp so make sure to wear chapstick before going down.
Wow. My reptile pussy is throbbing so hard to the beat of the drums.
by reptile pussy queen April 26, 2021
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