Poon Repellent

Poon repellent is someone who gets no birds. Normally his name is Owen Buckley. He is tall an lanky, wears quick silver glasses an even a hoody from pound land.

'Wanna talk to them birds'
'Nah we have poon repellent with us'

by Yamaaaaaaaa August 29, 2016

pussy repellant

1. A guy who never seems to get laid.
2. A guy whose ridiculous way of carrying himself insures that no women will associate with him or his friends.

Dude, why the hell did you tell Gary to meet us here? That guy is walking pussy repellant! I hope you didn't expect to talk to any chicks with him hanging around...

by exitflagger April 30, 2008

nigger repellent

An object, concept, idea, or action which drives away a negroid animal.

"Oh look, there is a group of fine african americans stabbing that old lady. Let me grab my nigger repellent and some bullets"

"Silly Bob! Offering a negro a job? Don't you know hard work is nigger repellent?"

by ole' banjo lips November 1, 2008

pussy repellent

a guy who doesn't get any pussy no matter how hard he tries

yo, see that guy over there alone...man he's such a pussy repellent

by freddy September 11, 2004

Rempala

noun: an individual who has had three penis reduction surgeries. The fucker just grows back bigger and stronger. Also know as the cervix crusher. It is a curse that I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy.

Dude is that Rempala walking down the street. No man, that's just Chuck Norris.

by Clown stain July 13, 2012

Remmelling

To walk quickly with your arms stuck straight down

Brooooo! I just saw John Remmell remmelling and now the bird is poppin.

by Johnnyremmell October 7, 2018

Rompelstomp

The act getting absolutely mega wrecked, no comeback can make up for this. (Often exaggerated)

"OMG get absolutely Rompelstomped!"

"Dude you beat me by 0.3 seconds in Mario Kart DS time trials"

by Poop McPants February 22, 2020