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Believing

The act of elbowing someone in the face to the point where they can't stand anyone. Or just outright flagrantly foul someone.
Interviewer: "Dwight, how did you force the Celtics to a game 6 for the first time in history?"
Dwight Howard: "Well (Insert Name), we just kept believing."

Translation: "Well, on every chance I get, I elbow people in the face, I throw them to the ground, and I love the fact that the refs don't catch me."

Celtic Fan: Yo Dwight has to stop believing. There won't be any bench.
by Celtix Fan May 27, 2010
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Reeving

To not move. Comes from the name Christopher Reeve.
"So what are you doing tonight?"
"Nothing, just reeving it hardcore."
by Megan and my girls June 28, 2008
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reviving sexlife

Going many years without sex , now is time to get back to the action before forgetting how
going 3 years without a {woman} , it is overly time to reviving sexlife and getting {laid} .
by Dreamyjoe May 24, 2017
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The anus. So called because stuff comes out (poop) and stuff goes in (penis).
You know that chick I hooked up with last night? Well I got to visit her shipping and receiving department last night.
by FraG3z June 4, 2008
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recieving a tomato

the act of revieving a hickey below the neck;)
OH MY GOODNESS , you JUST RECIEVIED A TOMATO:o
ahhhh ye boii;)

i like recieving a tomato.
by moe'niqwa September 11, 2010
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Believing Theorem

The believing theorem consists of three basic believes one should follow: 1. If you believe you will achieve, 2. If you believe you will receive, and 3. If you believe you will deceive. This theorem is widely accepted by many scientists who have spent their whole lives researching this wondrous topic and has yet to be denied by general belief. One must truly believe in the theorem for one to experience and succumb to its full effect.
Example 1.

Selena: Why do you think so many people don't win the lottery each year, Mel?

Mel: It's particularly simple, Sel. All there is to it is the Believing theorem.

Selena: Woah! What is that?

Mel: Not enough people do believe, so they don't receive.

Selena: It all makes sense now.

Example two:

Kid: I don't think I can win the food competition, mom.

Mom: Why not honey?

Kid: I can't can't eat two thousand cookies mom. I'm only nine.

Mom: Baby, like your grandfather, used to say " If you believe you will achieve. "
Kid: Woah... It all makes sense now. You are right mom!
by Carla.pickel June 1, 2018
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Receiving Beta

Being given instruction or advice to aid in the completion of a complex task. Usually associated with rock climbing and information concerning the best way to approach routes.
That person is terrible at receiving beta, no wonder he can't ever flash a route.
by Cygnus_43 September 18, 2018
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