slap of the old relic

Irish expression, to engage in sexual intercourse involving a penis
Often used in the context of a reluctant female, cold to amorous advances. A priggish person who could use a slap of the aforementioned object to lighten them up
The old relic is often rendered as the "ould relic"

"Shes kind of stuck up"
"ah nothing that a slap of the old relic wouldnt cure"

by yatenga December 15, 2011

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relic lost

The state of being unable to close your anus after losing your anal virginity.

A: Wow, are you sure you're okay? You've been going to the toilet a lot.
B: It's nothing, I just got my relic lost, it'll heal.

by Robert Roberswine September 27, 2023

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Relicity

1. the name of those who feel ashamed about themselves

2. they are NOT unique in any shape or form

3. they are the weakest of paladins known to exist

1. Bro, your a Relicity.

2. Did you hear about the guy who couldn't get 2200 in 2's or 3's? his name is Relicity

by bad boy#1 August 17, 2012

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A relic

Something created before the time of Jesus Christ Our lord and saviour.

"That stone is very old but is not a relic"

"Sauce is one of the oldest things out there but is not a relic"

by GodlyGold08 May 29, 2018

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Relic

A very horny person, they stalk the people they love, and they are very nice, but they will infect any and all with their own special disease if you get too close to them. But overall, they are cool.

p.s: If they have Relic as their Xbox or Playstation Gamertag, please don't expect them to have big tits or a decently sized rack. Also, they will be dumb.

Friend 1: Hey I have a Relic as a friend
Friend 2: You poor, poor soul

by Ness_Lucas November 14, 2021

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