rehab-pology

Used by a celebrity and their PR flaks to excuse unseemly behavior/public embarrassment after ‘treatment’ at an expensive glorified spa for drug or alcohol misuse.

After treatment, Tiger Woods issued his rehab-pology relating to his Ambien and Vicodin use. Nike, Gatorade, AT&T, Buick and the PGA issued statements of support.

by GusII December 9, 2009

Rehan

Rehan is really mysterious at first. He’s really pure hearted and only wishes of well for others. Being mysterious just seems like a way of protecting himself. Once you start to get to know him, you cant help but fall for him. He is charming, gracious and respectful. He is one of the most hard working. He’s been through many hardships but that just shows how strong he really is. He might not realise it but he’s precious and very loveable. I’m so thankful for his existence.

Rehan is equal to happiness

by Maxandruby December 4, 2022

Elmira Reheat

The art of putting one's partner's head in a microwave during sex, then thrusting while slamming the door repeatedly

Richard gave Susan the old Elmira Reheat after a long night at the bar

by Richard_12345 January 8, 2016

rehana

The hottest girl in the universe, with the best sense of humor.

"Oh man, who is that BABE over there?"

"I don't know, but she's got nothing on REHANA."

by brad March 1, 2005

reheaslow

A strangely Polish way of saying the English word "rehearsal." Often invoked amongst other misspellings, strange wordings, portmanteaux, and other egregious verbal tropes. Saying one is going to "reheaslow" instead of "rehearsal" is a form of defiance, denying the uninformed listener a true understanding of the word's meaning but still invoking the spirit of self-betterment through practice.

Sorry for delay, but it's holliday time and we don;t have any reheaslows now, so it's a bit difficult to meet together.
PLease give us few days more, and we'll decided how we'll do this interviev, ok?

by Zach O'Toole February 25, 2010

rehnama

A girl that is hilarious, awkward but absolutely lovable. They may seen shy at first but getting to know them leads to a more funny and warm side.

omg she's such a rehnama!

by illicitbeing November 24, 2013

rehard

the process of getting your dick hard after cumming.

Baby, I can go all night, but you've got to give me a few minutes to rehard for the next round.

by IMRomanGOD May 9, 2011