anthony reeves

daddy that fuck me over everytime he wants.
his tongue is like my drug that leaves me intoxicated everytime.
besides that , he is the sweetest person ever blah blah
ENOUGH OF THAT , he needs to break my heart cuz i dont want it anymore.
i cant stop falling for him, but he doesnt even know i exist rip

WARNING : HIS JAWLINE IS SO ROUGH , YOU MIGHT CUT YOUR FINGERS 11!1!!1!!

omg !!! ANTHONY REEVES IS SO FUCKING HOT.
"You know why these bitches love me? (why?)
'Cause Baby don't give a fuck (what you do?)
I be fixin' the weave while she suckin' my dick
Pull it out, then I titty fuck (uh, uh)
I fuck her from the back and she nasty, killin' her"
"And whenever we fuck, she be fuckin' me back
Put her in the headlock with my elbow (mmh)
Now she done reversed it
Got up on the dick and ride the shit like a Camaro, uh
I can't be fucked with, no
Ho you can't touch this, ay"

by fandom loves August 15, 2019

Relvis Presley

A persona of the worlds greatest rap/singer Z-ro

Relvis Presley is the King of the Ghetto

by Chief Locc June 1, 2011

Revision Drunk

Think of all the syptoms of overdrinking....Not being able to constuct a sentence, stand up, think straight, excessive urination from the caffeine, the start of insanity..... Revision is exactly like being drunk. Henceforth the term....'Revision Drunk'

When you're on your fourteenth hour in the library revising and the smallest of tasks like stringing a sentence together becomes impossible when you're brain has turned into mush from the caffeine and sugar overload! And you can't even walk in a straight line when you stand up due to sitting down for so long.. revision drunk!

by Lampshade28 October 23, 2011

Keanu Reeves

He ain’t that guy from fucking fortnite
He’s that breathtaking dude in Cyberpunk

Person: *exists*
Keanu Reeves: Y O U A R E B R E A T H T A K I N G

by Yaboigrogles July 1, 2019

Keanu Reeves

When you call someone keanu Reeves you are calling them a legend

Hey bro your like Keanu Reeves

Oh no one could top him but thanks

by Say: eye spell:map say: n June 21, 2019

revision

A way to get out of doing anything

Mum: Do the washing
Student: Sorry I have to revise

Dad: You've been on the computer all day
Student: Yeh! Coz I'm revising, idiot.

Mum: *inaudiable moaning about tidying room etc.*
Student: SHHHH NO talking I'm revising

Mum: You spend an awful lot of time at xxx's house
Student: Yeh, we revise together

by groups.myspace.com/londonrock June 13, 2005

Revis Island

A place where NFL wide receivers frequently get lost. Ruled by Jets cornerback Darrelle Revis, once you enter Revis Island, you're not coming back.

List of Receivers gone missing on Revis Island to date:
Randy Moss
Ocho cinco
Steve Smith
Andre Johnson
Sam Huxley
Terrell Owens

randy moss got nuthin on revis island

2/3 of the Earth is covered by water
Revis covers the rest

by snatchbox January 6, 2010