Text Recover

When texting, an awkward attempt at using a joke to recover from a previous text in which something either stupid or awkward was said followed by no response from the reciever.

(texting)

Ashley: Omg, did you see me trip today in the hall? It was sooo embarassing :P
Mark: yeah, you looked like an idiot.
(after realizing what he said, mark was in need of a text recover)
Mark: uh I tripped one time and I fell though...

Cindy: so what are you up to this

weekend?
Jack: nothin wanna go to the dance?
(7 minutes later, no response)
Jack: yeah so I guess this girl tripped in front of like everyone today..haha..

by Tpainsmom February 5, 2010

recovery

Eminem's much-anticipated 7th studio album, originally set to be Relapse 2. Will be released on June 22nd, 2010. Some track released so far are Despicable and Not Afraid. And I must tell you, he's back to spitting. Producer Just Blaze says "best album since Eminem Show".

Bobadoo: Can't wait from Eminem's new album bro. That shit's 'bout to be sick.

Recovery June 22nd.

by Sasha Vujabrick April 29, 2010

recovering goth

A person who once considered themselves a part of the gothic subculture but has since left it behind. Usually used in a self-deprecating manner.

Boyfriend: Does this tattoo say "life is pain?"

Girlfriend: Shut up. I'm a recovering goth.

by zenostortoise November 25, 2004

Spoon Recovery

When you're sad, ill, lonely or cold getting into the spooning position with someone will solve everything & make you feel better.

Two people in bed
Person one: Corrr im cold
Person two *Spoons person one*
Person one: Thats better now we are both warm & comfortable, thanks for the Spoon Recovery.

Same applies to being sad, ill or lonely, by being spooned you feel better

by Paula Harris September 11, 2013

Cover recovery

When you hear an atrociously bad cover of a song you like and need to go hear the better version of the song.

I heard Adele's cover of well, any song really and I needed to engage in cover recovery.

by Lawprofblawg August 17, 2019

Recovery Monday

Otherwise known as Bank Holiday Monday for us Brits.

When your boss announces that a Bank Holiday Monday is coming up or you notice it on your calendar you proceed to contact your mates to arrange a massive party or pub crawl for the whole weekend, this will result in mass injury to the brain and liver forcing you to spew your guts up in your bed or couch the next day in an attempt to regain your perception of the world. This day is called recovery Monday.

Recovery Monday is a safe haven from the stresses of every day life and when announced you can't help but feel relief and anticipation for a good weekend free from the burdens of your job and the daily grind.

Man 1: Bank holiday is coming up!

Man 2: Recovery Monday is in order I think.

Man 3: Let's have it large you bunch of cunts!

Man 4: Oh no, I've got to go on a picnic with the wife and kids on Monday...

Man 1, 2 and 3: Don't forget to pack your tampons you pussy.

by Subtle- April 7, 2011

opiate recovery

The use of opiates to deal with pain, feelings of emptiness, or other problems that arise in life.

Opiate recovery may or may not be the cure for pain.

by Fred Riahi June 13, 2006