brown recluse

The human anus.

In the locker room I accidentally caught a look at Joe's brown recluse.

by Pickle Ron June 19, 2019

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Brown recluse

A particularly stubborn turd.

Damn this brown recluse - 30 minutes on the John is the last thing I need!

by zBrinks February 07, 2017

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Dick recluse

A bunch of dudes bone'n a female and/or male.
This creating a muddy, shitty, mess which resembles a spider (brown recluse)

Nate and his buddies were fucking a grandmother creating a dick recluse.

by Nesto September 24, 2006

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Brown recluse spider

The spider that every spider becomes if Arachnophobia is more than just a movie for you.

Girl- Get it away from me, it's a brown recluse spider!

Girl's roommate- That's a granddaddy longlegs. What the fuck is wrong with you?

by The Original Agahnim September 29, 2021

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Snow Induced Recluse (SIR)

Someone who stays home all week, doesn't go to college/school, stays home at the weekend and avoids social situation because there is snow outside.

(Phone Conversation)
Person 1 : Where have you been all week, no one has seen or heard from you?!
Person 2: Yeah er. Sorry. Its snowing outside. I mean its cold and err.. dangerous. Oh look at that- Doorbell!! Got to go..
(Hangs Up)
Person 1: Such a Snow Induced Recluse (SIR)

(At School)
Person 1- Alright SIR ..?
Person 2- Shut up.

by Lucy444 January 11, 2010

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