brown recluse

The human anus.

In the locker room I accidentally caught a look at Joe's brown recluse.

by Pickle Ron June 18, 2019

Brown Recluse

Someone who never gets out of the house, usually isolated themselves in their house or room.

Hey man have you seen Tod?
Nah dude, that guy is a brown recluse when it comes to social events

by Pumpkineater69 April 13, 2020

Brown Recluse

A particularly stubborn turd that resists evacuation.

Everytime I eat Mexican food I struggle with a brown recluse.

by Nicholas Anthony May 6, 2021

Dick recluse

A bunch of dudes bone'n a female and/or male.
This creating a muddy, shitty, mess which resembles a spider (brown recluse)

Nate and his buddies were fucking a grandmother creating a dick recluse.

by Nesto September 24, 2006

Cretin recluse

A person headed to a karaoke bar...who is deaf too.

The Cretin recluse chewed out the mother superior, for blaming him for the apocalypse.

by Kjar October 9, 2019

Political recluse

1: A politician who does not frequently interact with the people who live in the constituency they represent
2: A politician who does not frequently interact with other politicians in the level of government they work in

Senator Moninclair is a political recluse; for she rarely interacts with people from the area she was elected to serve.

by Vanguard 1998 March 24, 2021

Brown recluse spiders

Spiders that kill you in your sleep when they come inside every fall.

The guy from Canada claimed to have lost his entire family to brown recluse spiders. For him Arachnophobia was not a movie, it was his life ever since he lost them.

by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021