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Queef of relief

The sound a woman's lady bits make after a long day of being suffocated in tight jeans.
Nothing compares to coming home, de-pantsing and letting out a good queef of relief.
by Appyloucifer October 12, 2016
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Bitch and You Shall Recieve

When you arent getting what you want in a video game, you promptly complain about the specific item you need, and almost immediately it shows up.
Dammit, I need a healing item! Oh look, first aid spray. Bitch and You Shall Recieve.
by Dbcw April 23, 2023
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recieve

A common misspelling of "receive". Some smartasses like to "criticize" this mistake, but "they're" usually the ones who make the actually irritating misspelling of many other words.
Look at these morans! 'Their' 'writting' the word receive wrong, but 'there' 'totaly' 'delireious' 'aboot' it! They 'should of' not 'writen' recieve!
by DJDash February 28, 2009
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stress relief partner

When you have a "friend" whom you call for immediately gratifying hot sex, but there are no strings attached. After a hot "work out" session, one or both partners will remark, "Oh God, I really needed that!!" Hot sex is excellent stress relief therapy, and to have a partner aware and in need of this scenario can be highly mutually satisfying.
Married woman to her therapist, "I am so glad my stress relief partner was available last night. I feel so good today!"
by mariebaby April 13, 2009
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reliefer

one who rides the system while doing nothing to help him/herself. Also known to use their welfare checks to buy 40's and drugs and many other unnecessary items such as big screen tvs and electronics.
Damn! That reliefer Drew has no job, but he sure has some nice stuff! Makes me wish I was unemployed too!
by King Z December 17, 2006
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[recieve]

The spelling bee champion of his 1st grade class above me neglected to correctly spell "acquired", so it seems all of you who are reading this get a double-dose of spelling corrections.
Receive, as you know, means to have aquired something. recieve
by JDee123 January 14, 2009
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Textual Relief

After waiting long periods of time for a text, you feel immense relief and happiness when you finally recieve the long-awaited text!
Woman: I've been waiting for a reply from him all day!
*Recieves text*
Woman: YAY! I'm overwhelmed by textual relief right now.
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