sales reptile

The unabbreviated term for sales rep. Properly denotes their slithery, "speak with forked tongue", sneaky nature.

The sales reptile convinced me to buy way too expensive of a car. Bet he had to meet his quota.

by Puddintan3 July 29, 2006

reptile dysfunction

When your snake fails to charm her.

Due to my boyfriends persistent reptile dysfunction, I have to bang his best friend in order to have a big-O.

by telephone man August 30, 2010

reptile mode

Being so trashed that you change species and can only maintain homeostasis, like a reptile.

That girl over there is so trashed she's in reptile mode

"I'm a reptile"

by bison boy September 2, 2018

Reptile dysfunction

Get it from riemke

Riemke gave me reptile dysfunction

by Bennnnnna2 March 8, 2020

ReptileShadow

A godly MC player

My friend is such a ReptileShadow

by Rusty Wheeler February 11, 2021

reptile pussy

the pussy of a reptile. may or may not include scales or decorative designs. beautiful from inside and out. scaley, but the best ever experience. known to be sharp so make sure to wear chapstick before going down.

Wow. My reptile pussy is throbbing so hard to the beat of the drums.

by reptile pussy queen April 26, 2021

horny reptile

A gaymer who can't go 5 seconds without making a sexual joke and preying on new gays.

I'm looking for daddies cummies, do you have any?
Shut-up Tyler, you horny reptile.

by Horny Reptile August 31, 2018