A useless piece of shit website that teachers assign to make students commit suicide, blow up their computer, and/or commit murder. This website may cause students to take LSD oh wait your practically on it if your using “I ready”. You might as well identify as a fork and throw your computer it’s no use.
Teacher: Time for iready.
Students: (takes out noose)..... die
I-Ready- makes students kill themselves and that makes teachers happy I guess
Students: (takes out noose)..... die
I-Ready- makes students kill themselves and that makes teachers happy I guess
by It's ur mum saying this February 26, 2019
Get the I-Ready mug.by CrashM February 6, 2015
Get the ready-rub mug.This is an indirect way of referring to oneself as having some extra weight or insufficient tone, necessitating a crash diet and serious exercising before the summer.
When the moment she was dreading could no longer be avoided, Marie found that she was not bikini ready. Sigh!
by eViL pOp TaRt April 28, 2006
Get the not bikini ready mug.The most loyalest person you will ever meet. She gets mad only because she cares.At times she can be stubborn but she is really cool and fun to hang around and when she's down she's down forever.She's goofy and laughs alot and trust very few.She's honest, pretty and true to her word.She's responsible and knows talent when she sees it . She's the friend to make you get right And will work with you until the end. She's strong and never leaves people's side even when they deserve it. She's a keeper and will encourage you and make sure you are at your full potential to get to your goal.She's smart pretty, and crazy. She's close to few but cool with many.
by Chocolate Teddy March 15, 2017
Get the Ranyah mug.A phrase coined by Terrell Owens of the Dallas Cowboys which signifies that one is about to put on a show, i.e. a spectacular performance. Refers to the act of getting one's popcorn before watching a movie.
Note posted on Terrell Owens' locker, October 2007:
"Dear Reporters,
Due to the magnitude of this week’s game and high volume of questions for the Original 81 (T.O.) about the other 81 (Randy Moss), I will be taking all questions immediately following Sunday’s game.
Sincerely,
Terrell Owens
P.S. Getcha Popcorn Ready"
Piano teacher: "Timmy, have you been practicing that Beethoven piece for the upcoming recital? This is your chance to show everyone how much your skills have improved over the past few months."
Timmy: "Hell yeah, I've been on that shit like white on rice. I'm fin' to blow all you bitches away. I'm gonna rock that shit better than Ludwig himself. Better getcha popcorn ready! King Kong ain't got shit on me!"
"Dear Reporters,
Due to the magnitude of this week’s game and high volume of questions for the Original 81 (T.O.) about the other 81 (Randy Moss), I will be taking all questions immediately following Sunday’s game.
Sincerely,
Terrell Owens
P.S. Getcha Popcorn Ready"
Piano teacher: "Timmy, have you been practicing that Beethoven piece for the upcoming recital? This is your chance to show everyone how much your skills have improved over the past few months."
Timmy: "Hell yeah, I've been on that shit like white on rice. I'm fin' to blow all you bitches away. I'm gonna rock that shit better than Ludwig himself. Better getcha popcorn ready! King Kong ain't got shit on me!"
by Nicholas D January 14, 2009
Get the getcha popcorn ready mug.A term commonly used to denote a male who is dating a female whom has already produced offspring via another male. A male who is prepared to take such measures in finding a new partner usually reeks of desperation, and has limited alternatives, therefore is prepared to raise another males offspring simple to ensure they don't die alone.
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