Ream

A slang word in existence since around 2013 used to describe the act of 'ripping someone a new one' or giving them a 'jolly good scolding'. All in all, it's meant in good fun. Mastery of the word can be achieved with regular use, although it's utilization has tended to evolve over time.

Further sub-definitions can be added for different situations. Eg. Family reaming, pre-reaming, literary reaming, full metal reaming, gentle reaming and so forth.

"Oh my God, Jessica. Did you hear what Felipe said about you yesterday? You need to give him a solid reaming!"

"Seriously, I can't believe your work place is pulling that passive aggressive bullshit on you. Go and ream them, hon."

Becky: Did they just ...? I can't believe the stupidity of these people!
Jessica: Right?! A group of adults behaving like children. I can't even ... my brain hurts.
Becky: Just ream them. Ream them all.

by reamqueen May 2, 2021

Ream

Ream is a unique name for a beautiful girl. This girl makes the room laugh and loves hard. She’s smart and stands out. This name originates in Iraq so uno she got that iraqi dumptruck

Omg this girl is so ream

by Badbwithaphatty November 23, 2021

Ream

A misspelling of team made by my partner, I decided to make a whole definition for it, who spelt team wrong, L BOZO (jk)

Me: Remember that time you spelt team wrong? You spelt it as ream L BOZO

by WhatthefuckdoIputhere May 15, 2022

Ream your Hoop

To have anal sex. Get it in the a$$, fudge packing

1-Shut up or I’ll bend you over and ream your hoop.
2-That chick has such a nice bucket ,all I want to do is ream her hoop.
3-It’s not my kid , I’ve always reamed her hoop not her pie hole.

by Long rod oh my god February 1, 2020

ream of the ancient mariner

This requires the use of a dead albatross and a dirty old sailor. While engaged in doggystyle intercourse, tie the dead albatross around her neck, and while she is struggling to remove the filthy animal, quickly switch places with a dirty old sailor, who will give her a good jabbin' and the surprise of her life. Can be combined with the Rodeo. Perfect for breakup scenarios.

I wanted to end it with Jill, so I contracted a dirty old sailor, caught an albatross at the pier, and ended our relationship with a ream of the ancient mariner.

by Aplusbar October 17, 2006

ream that chaunch

to fornicate, usually in an especially aggressive and forceful manner. used by males in reference to sex with a female.

dude, you should ream that chaunch. itll be good for you.

by ed the viking December 26, 2008

Ream, cream, and then watch dream

The very best way to watch 1 speed runner vs 5 hunters

“Just ream, cream, and then watch dream, bro!”

by Mr Beads February 1, 2021