nine kinds of relish

1. A slightly strange, confusing or inexplicable occurrence or state of events; something that defies normal logic in a minor way.

2. Someone who makes others uneasy or uncomfortable, despite a normal outward presentation.

1. I usually leave my car keys on the kitchen counter, but today I found them in the refrigerator. It's been nine kinds of relish this morning.

2. That guy at the party last night seemed nice, but there was something off about him -- he was definitely nine kinds of relish. I'm glad I didn't give him my number.

by verythinice June 21, 2009

sweet relish

to say to your buddy as a beautiful girl walks in your direction. (Originated in Livermore, Ca by Chris W. and Lake S. in '00)

Lake S. - "Hey, Hey, Hey" (Nudging in Female's direction)

-In Unison-

Chris W./Lake S. - "Ah....Sweet Relish"

by Chris W. / Lake S. March 13, 2008

Gentlemens Relish

The resltant gooey mess, that explosively manifests itself, following vigorous self-agitation, or by one or more females performing acts of extreme jollity upon ones bodily parts.

Spunk, Guy Goo, Semen, Josh

For her Crimble Snowstorm, I called up the best Gentlemes Relish I had to offer.

She said "Thank you kind sir for such a selfless act of generosity in supplying my tidy little pussy with so much gentlemens relish." To which I replied "No worries lass!"

by Porlus December 30, 2007

dick relish

A condiment derived from the dick region. Grown and harvested in the spring of the year in a sustainable manner.

Oops you got dick relish all up in you after that 5k marathon.

by Jim Townerson March 8, 2009

realistic pessimism

An educated urbanite who is aware of the possible negative consequences that may be encountered in city life and therefore conducts self responsibly.

A woman that chooses not to wear headphones or talk on her cell phone while walking home at night exudes realistic pessimism.

by cleverlady May 9, 2011

Realisticish

Its when something is Realistic...ish

the unicorn with a prosthetic horn is Realisticish

by The Only Real Ninja Here December 28, 2010

realist

For a realist, the glass is neither half full nor half empty, it merely has approximately half of it's space, presumably allotted for liquid content, used.

A realist tends to see and accept things, situations, and people just as they are.

by Benign Biatch February 27, 2019