A stereotypical term used by people when they mean to say "human with good qualities". In fact, these people make no sense, since a woman can have good qualities too.
Also used to manipulate insecure men.
Instead, this term should be used to describe a man with masculine qualities. Recommended especially when having sex because it can be a real turn-on and won't be taken seriously.
Also used to manipulate insecure men.
Instead, this term should be used to describe a man with masculine qualities. Recommended especially when having sex because it can be a real turn-on and won't be taken seriously.
Incorrect use #1
Person: Do what I want
Man: No
Person: You're not a real man
Incorrect use #2
Woman: I want a real man, someone who takes care of me, who does this, who does that blah blah blah.
Correct use
Straight woman/Gay man: Be a real man and fuck the shit out of me.
Person: Do what I want
Man: No
Person: You're not a real man
Incorrect use #2
Woman: I want a real man, someone who takes care of me, who does this, who does that blah blah blah.
Correct use
Straight woman/Gay man: Be a real man and fuck the shit out of me.
by periodtpooh24 May 29, 2019
A man that does not wear a shirt. When ordering food from a local restaurant they will order a meal that is capable of feeding no less than 50 people, paid in full by another person who will never taste this epic meal. The meal will only be eaten in locations deemed manly enough for consumption. Areas may include municipal gazebos or the top or oil tanks.
If ever faced with a possible encounter with law enforcement a real man will immediately seek out the nearest barbed wire fence and position themselves on the top in an owl position facing the barbed wire. Once law enforcement is within eye contact distance the real man will drop their shirtless body from the fence making no effort to avoid or protect themselves from the adjoining barbed wire.
If ever questioned about the resulting and extensive damage to their shirtless body the real man will default to blaming a friend or co-workers cat, falsely calming it is a savage.
A real man always communicates via epic quotes.
If ever faced with a possible encounter with law enforcement a real man will immediately seek out the nearest barbed wire fence and position themselves on the top in an owl position facing the barbed wire. Once law enforcement is within eye contact distance the real man will drop their shirtless body from the fence making no effort to avoid or protect themselves from the adjoining barbed wire.
If ever questioned about the resulting and extensive damage to their shirtless body the real man will default to blaming a friend or co-workers cat, falsely calming it is a savage.
A real man always communicates via epic quotes.
1.) A Real Man: “Real Men Don’t wear shits anyway!”
Audience: *Silence* as everyone takes off their shirts
2.) A Real Man: “I’m not getting caught by no fucking cops for eating Mary Browns on top of the oil tanks with no shirt
on!”
Audience: *forever traumatized by barbed wire fences*
Audience: *Silence* as everyone takes off their shirts
2.) A Real Man: “I’m not getting caught by no fucking cops for eating Mary Browns on top of the oil tanks with no shirt
on!”
Audience: *forever traumatized by barbed wire fences*
by Chicken Oil Fence December 12, 2018
by stealth46 August 13, 2011
1. An abusive, self-involved, sex crazed guy with chest hair and a 5 o'clock shadow at 2pm. Frequently talks about his recent "scores" and the size of his equipment.
2. A woman who, though she denies it, looks more like a man than a woman.
2. A woman who, though she denies it, looks more like a man than a woman.
1. "I sure hope I find a real man someday so that I can get pregnant and abused."
2. "That she-male sure is a real man!"
2. "That she-male sure is a real man!"
by Kellie November 30, 2003
non existant being. One of the myths that can be joined with, but not limited to Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and god.
There is no such thing as a real man.
by Single White Female January 04, 2004
A real man is some hood rat's or wanna be hood rat's delusion that anything less than their type of guy is not even a "real man." Like the rest of the male population is supposed to be some kind of Pinocchio. In truth, a real man is an adult who was born with a certain identifying appendage. That is the qualification. In itself "real man" is irony, as that person declaring their desire for a "real man" is clearly playing make believe. Don't fall for it. They aren't asking for a real man, they're asking for a sucker.
"A real man knows cars." "A real man will pay my bills, raise my bastard children, pay for my vacation."
by ProbablyTiredofYou April 14, 2021
A Real Man is a male that accepts that he is a man and will not dress up as other genders. To be a Real Man, the Man, will be normal and not be transgender or homophobic. Being a real man also requires other things such as not hurting women, not being disrespectful to Jesus even if your not a Christian, and having manners. There’s many more that requires being a Real Man. But I’m not going to list all of them because The Real Men should know.
by Bootydrugs November 26, 2022