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Reach Around 

The fondling of a Butt Pirates Pole by a Limpy Wristed Fag.
That Limpy Wristed Fag is giving that Butt Pirate a reach around.

Reach Around 

When a male gets a male dog and cuddles with it while fondling it's Weiner.
That guy is giving his dog a reach around.

reach-around 

A reach-around is when 2 men are having anal sex and the one at the back reaches round and gives the man being bummed a hand job as he is receiving no pleasure from the sodomy
"You wouldn't have the common courtesy to give someone a reach-around."
reach-around by Luncheonman December 11, 2004

reach- around

when two gay men are facing in one direction and the guy behind reaches around and jerks off the guy in front of him
the selfish gay man failed to give a reach- around to his partner
reach- around by Johnny D April 5, 2005

Reach-Around 

These requirements must be satisfied:
1. Two men are in a room together and they are naked.
2. They both like each other enough to penetrate the other.
3. They are both gay.
4. One man (the bitch of the two) is taking it up the ass. (by "it" I mean the other man's penis, and by "up the ass" I mean up the ass.
5. The man who is ramming his rim-rod up and around his partner's sphincter must then use one hand to "Reach-Around" and masturbate his partner until he cums.
6. It can be done with two girls as well but then it's not as funny. Oh and they don't necessarily have to have penises.
Harry Potter was fucking Ron Weasley's asshole nice and hard when Ron asked him for a reach-around, shortly after this, Ron's penis was spewing out a geyser of gayness.

One time Hermoine asked Ron for a reach-around, however, Ron informed her that she didn't have a penis.
Reach-Around by Captain Penis November 11, 2008

Reach-around 

A creative or indirect solution to a problem, often involving an alternative method to bypass obstacles. Similar to a "workaround," but emphasizing adaptability and problem-solving.
"The software had a bug, but I found a reach-around to get the data I needed."
Reach-around by Gaen_g February 26, 2025