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Rasputin log

A bowel movement that keeps coming back despite multiple attempts of being flushed/disposed of.
I locked myself in that chick’s bathroom for a half hour because I couldn’t get my Rasputin log down the shitter.
by Hillerro April 11, 2009
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Rasputin

Grigori Rasputin was a Russian monk and mystic, remembered mostly for his enormous penis and the fact that he just would not die.

He supposedly had some sort of healing powers, with which he healed the Tsar's son of hemophilia. He then developed a significant influence in the Russian empire's government through the Tsar's wife. Some other guys didn't like that, so they decided to kill him.

First, they fed him cyanide via some wine and cake. Keep in mind, this cyanide was enough to kill five men. He just stood up and walked away from it. One of the men then panicked and shot him. He still wasn't dead. So then, the entire party takes clubs and whatever blunt weapons they could find and begin beating him with these. Once beaten into submission, Rasputin was thrown into a river. When his body was recovered, the cause of death was deemed to be drowning.

Something that is not part of the story but is also fact is that, after Rasputin was buried, people exumed his body and tried to cremate him. His form appeared to sit up in the flames. However, there is a scientific explanation for this.

Overall, he was a guy that was very well-endowed, historically the hardest man to kill, and there was some disco song that somebody wrote about him.
Rasputin had a large influence on the Tsar's wife, but he is more remembered for the fact that it took so much to kill him.
by Comrade Captain Communist June 13, 2013
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Rasputin Banana

The Rasputin Banana is when you use shattered glass from fine glass to slice 3 to 5 of the veins on your penis and shout "Для России!" (Translation: "For Russia!" ) and proceed to rail your boyfriend or girlfriend in the ass until they shit themselves using nothing but dick blood for lube.
I picked up this chick at the bar and she told me she wanted to do something extra kinky tonight so I gave her the Rasputin Banana.
by KING HORN November 20, 2017
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Creepy Rasputin

If someone, ie, a guy, is behaving in a creepy (us. sexually creepy) manner, he may be deemed a creeper/creepy Rasputin. The name is not complete without the hand motion, a three-fingered clawing type motion with the right hand. The creepy Rasputin is the fourth level of creepiness/awkwardness.
*drunk dude dances up too closely on a girl at a frat party*
*girl makes the Creepy Rasputin gesture, three-fingered clawing type motion*
*girl's posse swoops in to save her*
by Middlebrook May 4, 2007
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Rasputin

The act of Popping a Boner, Unzipping/Opening your pants, sticking it out, and waving it at a group of people, as to imitate the Crazy Russian Monk.
I got drunk and pulled a Rasputin at the poker game last night.
by Baka Derka Allah March 30, 2008
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rasputin mustache

the act of shaving a wild squirrel, rubbing it down with vasoline and inserting into the anus then taking the squirrel clippings and pasting them on your upper lip.
i was so drunk at the zoo last week i gave myself a rasputin mustache
by the big delicious May 31, 2010
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rasputing

To gain heavy amounts of weight in a very short period of time.
Jenquia: Oh Sandra i started rasputing yesterday and i already gained 300 pounds!!

Sandra: Damn girll you need weight watchers FAST!!
by SassyMastroms June 28, 2010
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