Razputin 

A psychonaut that escaped from the circus to a summer camp.

He is the main character in psychonauts, and has an insane amount of mind power.

He prefers to be called "Raz"

Oleander: That Razputin cadet just burned down the camp with his mind... damn fine soldier.

Razputin by DoctorMarmalade December 22, 2008

Razputin 

Some say He is Pidor Yopta.
Some say that he is Stranniy Chuvak.

But I think that he is a good friend and very wholesome man!

С днём рождения <3

He says he has a gigantic pp.
Who is he?
Razputin (kirill)

Razputin by Fuck go back May 16, 2020

Grigori Rasputin 

Grigori Rasputin had to be poisoned, shot several times, clubbed and then tossed into a frozen river before he was killed.

When he was found, his autopsy showed that he had died of hypothermia, despite the fact that he was found with a bullet hole in his forehead. Also, despite having consumed enough cyanide to kill several men, the autopsy showed no traces of poison.

Some accounts of his death suggest that his murderers had castrated him as well. A museum in St. Petersburg claims to have Rasputin's 12 inch long penis in a jar on display.

Stanley: If Grigori Rasputin and Sasquatch got into a fight, who would win?
Stuart: Motherfucking Grigori dude.

Grigori Rasputin by Studogmillionaire August 30, 2010

Rasputinism 

To be killed in a protracted, almost ridiculous way.

Derives from the case of Grigori Rasputin who was poisoned with cyanide, shot at least twice and then thrown in the River Neva. He was then dug up by Bolsheviks and his remains set on fire.

The posthumous execution of Benito Mussolini in 1945 and Oliver Cromwell in 1660 was classic Rasputinism.

Rasputinism by Tyburn January 2, 2008

Zealous Rasputin 

The sexual act in which a bro manages to insert his flaccid dong into a woman's ass while simultaneously incubating his entire scrotum in her vagina. The goal is not to achieve sexual satisfaction, it is an act done in the shameless pursuit of giving warmth to one's genitals. The female need not know the motivation, but generally is not pleased with the outcome. The endgame, my friends, is to fall asleep in this state.

Yo Byron, did you hear that Gilgamesh pulled a Zealous Rasputin on Taybeesha last night? Oh yeah dude for sure, I heard that it was quite the event. She was reasonably livid about the whole thing but she grew to accept it. Who doesn't want a little bit of warmth in their life nigga?

Zealous Rasputin by Manos Imilanololloolo June 29, 2013

Rasputin 

Russia's greatest love machine.

Ra Ra Rasputin, lover of the Russian queen
They didn't quit, they wanted his head
Ra Ra Rasputin, Russia's greatest love machine
And so they shot him till he was dead.

Rasputin by Manx Bloke January 13, 2008

Rasputin would do it! 

A catchphrase that can be said in almost every situation.

Person 1: U culdnt haedshot me u were 10 miles awai
Person 2: Rasputin would do it!

Rasputin would do it! by [FP]Strider October 11, 2006