razorblades

Also known as Cap'n Crunch breakfast cereal. Will rip your mouth to shreds.

"Hey mom, will you get me a box of razorblades from the store?"
"Sure son, dirty razorblades or regular?"
"Regular, if they have it."

by t-crisis October 20, 2016

Razablade

Something cool, or awesome. Usually used to refer to things of a technological or mechanical nature.

Dude, you got a new Prius? That shit is totally razablade!

by expo1001 March 28, 2008

Santana’s Razorblades

A chaotic group of gleeks who’s job is to be iconic and they do an amazong job at it

Person One: Who are those people?
Person Two: They’re Santana’s Razorblades

Person One: Woah they’re awesome!

by Gleeky Pleasures October 11, 2020

Razor blade Tuesday

The overwhelming feeling of sadness and suck that comes "the day after, the day after" a weekend of partying, particularly when using MDMA or ecstacy.

Friend: "I hate my life and I'm pretty sure my boyfriend is cheating on me."

Other friend: "Oh, no, what's wrong, we had such an amazing weekend?!"
Sensible friend: "Relax, it's just razor blade Tuesday."

by hyraxe June 28, 2012

razorflake

Razorflake is a portmanteau of "razor" and "snowflake," referring to someone who 1) plays tough and 2) overreacts to any perceived insult with 3) a completely unreasonable degree of vindictiveness, especially when coming from a position of privilege and power.

It has been three days and he's still dragging her name through the mud because she called him a liar, after he clearly lied. What a razorflake....

by K'tarnan October 23, 2017

razor blade romance

A romance or relationship that causes you to self harm.

Once over is referred to as a dead razor blade romance.

Girl #1: "My boyfriend had a go at me again last night. I self harmed because of it."

Girl #2: "You have such a razor blade romance."

by Emiiily November 14, 2007

Razor Blade Smile

1.) Method of torture where teeth are pulled out and razor blades put into the mouth in their place.

2.) Film with Eileen Daly in it.

3.) Another method of torture where you cut someone a new (ear to ear) smile with a razor blade.

Sometimes known as... The Tony Blair Smile or the Wal-Mart Smile

"I seen Razor Blade Smile Yesterday - cool film!"

"I heard that Carlos the drug baron got hold of Steve - gave him a Razor Blade Smile"

by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp May 4, 2004