Raylph

Taking one's belonging without consent.

Damn, that douchebag raylphed that girl from me.

by LeagueOfLegendsLoath June 9, 2014

Ralph

To make a right turn. Usually while driving.

Yo man, hang a ralph at the next light.

by shiznit September 3, 2003

Ralph Nader

The most persistant mother fucker who ever lived.

Ralph Nader kicks ass.

by Eric December 28, 2005

Rawlins handshake

the act of using a prosthetic hand to masturbate either yourself or your partner. Either end can be used.

while my amputee girlfriend was taking a shower, I helped myself to a Rawlins handshake.

by Poe whitrash September 7, 2012

Ralph Wiggum

Moronic and 'special'. Enjoys the odd stuffed-animal parade or two.

"I'm special!"
"The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose-bleeds if I kept my finger outta there!"
"Bushes are nice because they don't have prickers! Unless they do. This one did. Ouuuch...!"

<RalphW> I'm Idaho!
<Skinner> Yes, of course you are.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 15, 2003

ralphamale

ralphamale.

'a coward with more people blocked than followed on social media'

On Twitter he's a total ralphamale.

by VHS ARCHIVE February 2, 2022

Ralph Klein-ing it

Just like the famous premier of Alberta, showing up to work extremely hung over and only able to complete the minimum required as a result of the previous night's bender.

Cornelius: "Cleatus looks like death and he is sure is stacking those pallets slowly"
Carlton: "That is because he is Ralph Klein-ing it today".

by phbl August 2, 2010