A concept or device which measures the 'randomness' of a given event, object, behaviour, situation or being. It can be demonstrated using the lower arm placed horizontally with the hand of the other arm supporting the elbow of the 'randometer' arm. The randometer then moves from horizontal up to a potential 180 degrees to indicate the 'randomness' level required. It can also fluctuate as required during the randometer measuring process.
Use the Randometer when a dwarf unicycles past on a pink unicycle wearing pink wellington boots smoking a large pipe and humming the theme tune to Mighty Mouse.
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When someone writes,says or does whatever comes to mind at any given time to confuse the other person,to get there attention,to do "icebreaking" in any situation or just to piss them off. It could be used as a noun or verb(the action usually being randomizing).
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Man 2 - Yeah, it was great
Randomner - ..when a man and awoman love each other enough, the man buys a goat...
Man 1 - ...What?
Man 2 - You on crack buddy?
Man 2 - Yeah, it was great
Randomner - ..when a man and awoman love each other enough, the man buys a goat...
Man 1 - ...What?
Man 2 - You on crack buddy?
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An act of being random.
Something that can never be cured as well.
An act of being random.
Something that can never be cured as well.
Jessie: RAWR! MEOW.
Ken: Are you okay?
Jessie: -licking herself-
Ken: -sigh- she has randomnessia...
Ken: Are you okay?
Jessie: -licking herself-
Ken: -sigh- she has randomnessia...
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Typically used by teenage girls who are inept of a regular social interaction. This idea of "humor" is commonly seen on the internet, such as MySpace or various forums.
The varying enactments of randomness in public places include shouting out non-sequiturs, such as "I'm a duck!" or "Magic unicorn hyperforce team of love!" and uttering them among their friends.
The performer of such verbal botchery often takes pride in their socially awkward achievements, for they have recreated an "original" type of humor that they find delightfully esoteric and fresh. Or they could just like bugging or dissuading people.
Typically used by teenage girls who are inept of a regular social interaction. This idea of "humor" is commonly seen on the internet, such as MySpace or various forums.
The varying enactments of randomness in public places include shouting out non-sequiturs, such as "I'm a duck!" or "Magic unicorn hyperforce team of love!" and uttering them among their friends.
The performer of such verbal botchery often takes pride in their socially awkward achievements, for they have recreated an "original" type of humor that they find delightfully esoteric and fresh. Or they could just like bugging or dissuading people.
Person #1: Oh, hi! I'm Person #1! Nice to meet you! I like pink pinguins and twinkes! Teehee! Sorry, I'm random! Randomness!
Person #2: Heh. That's nice. Bye.
Person #2: Heh. That's nice. Bye.
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