ramen

the best 9 cent meal to ever grace human lips, and very good at burning my tounge

Person:my ramen is done ^_^

other person: wait for it to cool dick nut

person: AHHHHHHHH MY TOUNGE!!

by PIE!!!1 September 3, 2006

ramen

The only thing you can blow, suck, chew and swallow in public without looking like a perv.

Guy 1: "Let's videotape me eating ramen and sell it on the webz."
Guy 2: "Ok"

by Me Tarzan November 11, 2007

Ramen

what college kids and janitors live off of.....dried slab of noodles that you cook for 3 minutes and then add sodium-enriched seasoning of all flavors to. requires knowledge of stove.

by etchasketch October 22, 2003

Ramenator

A person who eats Ramen Noodles almost every day, sometimes even eating them for all meals of the day. Usually an obsessed and unhealthy person.

Jeff: Dude, I am hungry, whatcha got to eat?

Alex: I have Ramen Noodles

Jeff: Is that ALL you eat?

Alex: Yeah

Jeff: You're such a Ramenator...

by JapansesFan9910 May 2, 2009

Ramen

ramen: the best food to eat when you can't afford anything more than 30 cents, a brick of dried noodles that you boil for 2 minutes and then throw in the condensed powder flavoring and... wa-la!

bill: hey, guess we're down to our last dimes. we'll starve.

bob: you kidding? we'll live off ramen noodles.

by kristen June 29, 2003

ramen

Japanese instant noodles which come in cup or block form, popular with college students (who can't afford anything else) and otaku (who just like anything Japanese). As a connoisseur of cheap DIY meals, I've developed means of assigning ramen a rating on a scale of zero to four stars: One half-star for every flavor packet beyond the first, one star if it comes in its own cup, an extra half star if that comes with its own meat or vegetables, and a star and a half if the dry noodles don't remind me of Play-Doh.

Ramen's not as good as lo mein, but I got it at 1/40 the price the Jade Dragon was charging.

by Xyzzy May 31, 2005

ramen

a brick of noodles you throw in a pot. most people live off of this. most referable to college guys, middle aged guys living by self, and noobs kicked out by their girlfriends.

College guy: Hey, man wh... uh..what are you doing?

Guy surrounded by countless ramen packages: Eating some damn ramen

by somepersonwhohasnothingtodo December 16, 2008