pep rally

WHAT: A pointless event characterized by loud, slutty cheerleaders yelling at you to support your school's team, General insanity, a bunch of jocks acting like assholes yelling to you about how they'll kick the other team's ass when in the end they get their asses handed to them on a silver plate, loud and eardrum-rupturing techno/motivational music

WHEN: Scheduled by the principal or whenever your team has a game

WHY: Motivation(?), To be a complete waste of time

What to do in this situation: Skip/ditch the pep rally entirely, attend and fall asleep, ask to use the facilities and don't return, visit the Christian cult at the back of your school (yes, there's a Christian cult at the back of your school)

Joe: Well fuck me with a yard stick! There's a goddamned pep rally today!!

Chris: WTF?! dude that sucks mega balls!

Joe: Wanna ditch and play Halo?

Chris: Is there a reason I would remain at this gay pep rally?

Joe: Good point :|

by MegadethFan345 December 14, 2010

Rally

Clawing your way out of the depths of drunken hell and rejoining the party in full-on pimp style.

Person 1: "Did you see babyglo rally like a champ last night?"
Person 2: "Yeah, and she managed to find her sunglasses!"

by SamKram October 5, 2006

pep rally

An event where students go to "support" a school team (usually the football team) that probably sucks and show "school spirit", even if the school has low SAT scores, bad drug problems, etc.. Most of the time, pep rallies are mandatory and are very loud. They are hated by emos, goths, mostly everyone in general, and are loved by preps.

My school was going to have a pep rally today, so I stayed home.

by Peaches, The Dark Lord January 21, 2006

Rally Thong

Aubrey Huff's (San Francisco Giants baseball player) lucky red thong (for men).

Originally a gag gift from his wife, he wore it during the final months of the season, leading up to a World Series victory.

Really, it is a play on rally hats and the rally monkey.

OMG, the Giants are losing! We need put on our Rally Thongs right now!

by sanjuro_kurosawa November 9, 2010

rally

Commonly found in college students’ vocabulary, the act of regaining strength and motivation to continue consuming alcohol and attending parties. One may want to “rally” after consuming alcohol for a number of hours prior to a party, yet when the time of the party arrives he/she is too tired or drained to persist. The act of “rallying” would then take place to ensure attendance at the party.

"Katie, pull yourself together and rally! Let's go."

by sophanc September 24, 2014

Trump Rally

(noun) gathering of people who seek to indoctrinate others with hate speech under the guise of patriotism. These are a typical precursor to Pogroms.

Throughout the 1930s, the Nazi party threw many a Trump Rally to further anti-Semitism in Germany.

by UselesslyDerived July 21, 2016

rallykazoo

Noun:
1. A roundabout, complicated detour, usually after making a wrong turn.

2. The act of taking a complicated route or making a circle or U-turn in order to get back on your way.

One does or makes a rallykazoo.

After accidentally taking the exit for the Verrazano Bridge, he had to make a rallykazoo.

That detour sure was crazy – what a rallykazoo!

I hate how Waze is constantly making me do rallykazoos through random neighborhoods.

by KtotheCtotheJ May 2, 2019