In 1869, Pokrovskoye, Russia, a man named Grigori Rasputin was born.
He lived a great life, having sex with royalty and other people (some say over 100'000 women had sex with him) and is now known in the song - Rasputin - as "Russia's Greatest Love Machine"
If someone is described as being "Russia's Greatest Love Machine" they are a player and should be worshipped by their friends and family.
He lived a great life, having sex with royalty and other people (some say over 100'000 women had sex with him) and is now known in the song - Rasputin - as "Russia's Greatest Love Machine"
If someone is described as being "Russia's Greatest Love Machine" they are a player and should be worshipped by their friends and family.
Person 1: "You know Alex?"
Person 2: "Yeah..."
Person 1: "He had sex with Lucy and Bridget last night"
Person 2: "Whoa, he's almost like Russia's Greatest Love Machine
Person 2: "Yeah..."
Person 1: "He had sex with Lucy and Bridget last night"
Person 2: "Whoa, he's almost like Russia's Greatest Love Machine
by BigYearSevenBoi February 1, 2019
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When mates are having a proper feast, and drinking lots of red wine. They’re enjoying themselves and having a brainy time.
After a while one of the dudes suddenly disappears out to take a puke. He’s delivering the deal, and when the job is done, he looks through the tears in his eyes, and realizes that the substance, which he just gave to the ground, looks totally similar to Russian salad.
He storms in to tell the other mates what a madlad he indeed is.
After a while one of the dudes suddenly disappears out to take a puke. He’s delivering the deal, and when the job is done, he looks through the tears in his eyes, and realizes that the substance, which he just gave to the ground, looks totally similar to Russian salad.
He storms in to tell the other mates what a madlad he indeed is.
Dudes: “PETE! Where have you goddamn been?! All of a sudden you just disappeared.”
Pete: “Sike, just gave the ground my homemade russian salad”
Dudes: “Ahh fair man”
Pete: “Sike, just gave the ground my homemade russian salad”
Dudes: “Ahh fair man”
by J-man The oneliner January 16, 2022
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by Clyher May 1, 2010
Get the Russian Meltdown mug.A russiaboo is anyone who is obsessed with Russia and Russian culture. Very similar to a slavaboos but more in-depth. Derives from weeaboo because like weeaboo, a russiaboo is insanely obsessed with Russia.
They generally act like they are from Russia. Using shitty grammar and adding unneeded Russian words. You will commonly find them in international clubs. European based websites and a horrid app. Called ifunny.
They are usually teens and preteens. Who have no idea what Russia even is and believe Putin is the greatest human ever.
They generally act like they are from Russia. Using shitty grammar and adding unneeded Russian words. You will commonly find them in international clubs. European based websites and a horrid app. Called ifunny.
They are usually teens and preteens. Who have no idea what Russia even is and believe Putin is the greatest human ever.
"Da! I am of Russian decent. I am of going to joinings the rossiyan armies when I grow up. Slava ROSSIYA!!"
"Dude your such a russiaboo"
"Nyet! I am of actually rossiyan you suka blyat!"
"Dude your such a russiaboo"
"Nyet! I am of actually rossiyan you suka blyat!"
by Mikhailyo June 14, 2016
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WARNING, do not attempt this maneuver. Ever.
WARNING, do not attempt this maneuver. Ever.
by sweetraptorjesus March 20, 2008
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Guy 2: "It's all good bro, I got on my Russian jacket."
Guy 2: "It's all good bro, I got on my Russian jacket."
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