Rule DD

Given any argument, fight, bitching, or man pms can be instantly fixed by a woman fondling herself in front of her significant other

Esp if the woman is well endowed

Man: I'm really pissed that you don't pay enough attention to me

Woman: /Fondles herself/ Breasts!

Man: I love you. Wait a minute!

Woman: Rule DD love, rule DD

by Not 'the' Willie Nelson May 20, 2010

Rule 34 of the internet

Originally circulated on 4chan by members of Anonymous, in which the rule was formulated as "if it exists, there is porn of it". (Thanks Google!)

Of course there's porn of FNAF, as said in Rule 34 of the internet!

by Topper13009 May 2, 2016

Rule Bender in Chief

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS and his posse of rule benders who, when touring public facilities, refuse to comply with the posted rules requiring facial masks.

Yeah, me and Mike get tested all the time and we don’t have this déclassé COVID thing...plus we’re really handsome guys; I hear they call me the Rule Bender in Chief!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 6, 2020

Rule 12

Move in silence, only speak when it's time to say...

Follow rule 12

by AdriMDT December 27, 2022

Rule 34

A rule on the internet that states "If it exists, there is porn of it."

"Rule 34 ruined my childhood :("
"No, it made your childhood sexier."

by suburbandictionary August 29, 2013

Rule 1000

If you can't absorb the cringe you don't belong on the internet

Person 1: EWW!!! WHY DOES THIS FANDOM EXIST??
Person 2: Rule 1000
Person 1: I guess you're right.

by Thecompetentone September 28, 2018

rule 81

A woman will know exactly when you're staring at her breasts. No exceptions.

This is applicable to all situations, not just on the internet.

Sienna sensed a definite rule 81 moment despite John's calculated diffidence.

by eViL pOp TaRt April 20, 2010