Ruddy Ol' Cock

Noun: Person: A miserable son-of-a-bitch usually past middle age.

Noun: Object: An older mechanical device such as a car that has constant problems.

1) That ruddy ol' cock pissed on my rhododendrons. Let's egg his house.

2) Fuck, the engine overheated! I'm sick of this ruddy ol' cock breakin' down all the time.

by Tyson M. April 28, 2005

mind the ruddy gap!!

Used as a taunt/warning call prior to the action of sticking ones leg out with the aim of tripping a colleague up. Not necessarily to make him fall completely over but just for him or her to break stride rhythm and look like a "twat" in front of tidy snatches or rugby jocks they are trying to impress. Scream this at the top of your voice before the fatal trip.

*walking along when suddenly

"mind the ruddy gap!!!"

*person stumbles slightly and everyone mocks them/calls them a cunt

by juliobug23 November 26, 2013

argentine ruddy duck

A duck with a 9-17 inch (22cm to 43cm) explosive corkscrew penis with barbs on it.

When I grow up, I want to be an Argentine Ruddy Duck!

by abcdefghijklmonpqrstuvwxyz June 1, 2014

ruddy guttersnipe

A big-time trouble maker, jokester, prankster, thief, etc.

"To took my coffee, you ruddy guttersnipe!"

by tohellwithhades November 12, 2009

john ruddy

Hes a sweet but kindofa man hoe. We dated for a week and he was scared to hug me, i like his brother a lot more than him. Anyways little jerkhole who will do anything for pics, TRUST ME.

Tht was a real john ruddy move

by Rosary girls August 28, 2017

ruddi

A ruddi is half chav half skater, he/she would be a mix between the two, by the way they act and the clothing they wear.

"Easi, scott, you're turnin' in to a ruddi mate!"

by Abz_Da_Fit_1 July 8, 2005

Ruddy

An extremely pimply scrotum

Clearsil May be the solution to clear up that ruddy

by Crayonlicker June 26, 2019