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roffle mayo

originated from ROFLMAO. geek acronym for "rolling on floor laughing my ass off".
Did you see that guy get his cock stuck in the vacuum cleaner? Roffle fucking mayo!
by touchy g October 3, 2003
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Rocky Mountain Roofie

A Rocky Mountain Roofie is essentially an overwhelming sensation of awe induced by the myriad beauties of Colorado. The overwhelming awe, in addition to a lack of oxygen, causes one to become unconscious within minutes therefore allowing nature to determine the ominous fate of the victim.
"Dude, I think Mother Nature just had her way with me... good thing she's a MILF!"

He totally OD'd while getting Rocky Mountain High

Hey man, your gonna take her hiking?

Man: Yeah I'm gonna slip her a Rocky Mountain Roofie
by 2oorsNowtsst November 10, 2010
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roodles

1. A cross breed between two grains. Rice and noodles. Thus giving us roodles. This substance is legendary, and can only be consumed at moderate amounts.
Roodles are the perfect side dish! :
by nhan January 11, 2008
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rofler

Someone who likes to roll around on the floor laughing alot, can laugh their ass off sometimes
by Anonymous February 6, 2003
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roofies

1) Rohyphenol
2) Common term for a drug used to render victims unconscious or incapacitated; typically used by males from college fraternities to rape female(or possibly male) victims because they, the frat kids, can't any poontang any other way due to their lack of basic social skills, idiocy or missing chromosomes.
"Dude, I think Brad's finally gonna get some tonight!" said Chad
"Why do you say that, dude?" asked Ted
"He totally slipped a roofie in that blonde chick's drink!" replied Chad
"Dude! Awesome! Delta Delta Delta!! Wooo!" hollered Ted.
by pizzozo October 28, 2004
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rofflemayo

roffle mayo simply means "roflmao" but pronounced as roffle mayo. it means Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off.
"Roffle Mayo !! i cum in her eye !!!"
by Stolichnaya August 26, 2003
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roofies

Also "rufies", or "the date-rape drug"...

These are all street names for the benzodiazepine (ben-zo-die-AZ-ah-peen) drug flunitrazepam (flue-nih-TRAHS-ih-pam), taken from the brand-name Rohypnol...

"Administered" in this capacity, the drug has an incapacitating effect similar to but stronger, more fast acting, and more durable than alcohol... Thus allowing the attacker to make whatever use of the victim's body they wish.
The sick little fuck slipped her some roofies... it's the only way he could ever hope to score with a woman, short of necrophelia.
by Honor October 27, 2004
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