quwonkydogwood

when a girl is fucked so long and hard that she has a seizure and dies

SHIT! I gave her a quwonkydogwood.

by jimlustylip September 17, 2010

quook

Someone who deserves to be offended for doing something stupid, but not all that bad for example, nutjob

A person who just acts wacky for no reason

by Jen February 18, 2005

Quonk

The small pieces of weed that one finds possibly down the back of the couch, or scattered around the carpet at a pertinant rolling spot that keep an avid potsmoker going until the next avaliable oppertunity to score some serious buda.

angelo - "oh my frickin god man theres nee weed left in the tin, what the f*ck"???

hannelore - dont worry mate ill ratch the quonk from around the table that will keep us goin until lance gets home with the henry.

angelo - fricken awesome.

by bobbydazzler raz raz metazzler September 30, 2011

quoonie

your close friend(male or female) that you do/did illegal acts with.

Dan was my my quoonie from way back in the day. we used to scam people out of their lunch money in middle school.

Quan might be locked up, but he's still my quoonie for life.

by miguel cayiba December 30, 2007

quooning

4 people spooning

Do you wanna join in? We can start quooning

by Flermagerba August 28, 2017

Quook

When you're quaking and shook at the same time

Omg he broke up with you? I'm quook.

by lit shook god leblanc May 3, 2018

quook

a combination of quake and shook

“i’m so quook”

by candlestix September 22, 2018