Quipetts

A very unknown word or phrase

That's a weird quipetts

by Yoshitsune November 4, 2018

Quiptionary

This is a mental depository where a person stores all of her witty quips, phrases and comebacks.

What a word is to a Dictionary, a quip is to a Quiptionary.

Offended by Joey's low blow at her outfit, Mary thumbed through her Quiptionary until she landed on the perfect comeback, "Hey, isn't it time for you to wax your back, Douche Bigalow?"

by Emily Anne Porter January 16, 2009

quipon

(Noun) Another word for the term “coupon”

Hey I found a quipon at the store and saved $2 on this pack of cookies

by ablade July 4, 2019

Quixoti

A person who is a thot
(That hoe over there)

My friend is a quixoti

by Christopher langan February 7, 2018

Don Quixote

When you prop up a girls hips, and she is soaking wet, fuck her hard until you cum in her. Then piss in her while she is still propped up. Then you stick your finger in her cum and piss filled pussy, spin it around to get it all coated with the stank brew, use your finger to draw a mustache on your passed out buddy's face.

(When your buddy wakes up). "Hey, what is that awful smell?"
(You reply)"I totally gave you a Don Quixote with that nasty skank I fucked last night!"

by Dave the Sick Fuck January 20, 2009

quixotic

The SLANG word is pronounced EXACTLY as it looks, and the SLANG definition is "quick exotic" such as Ferrari, Lamborghini, Bugatti, etc.

FILO: DAMN! Did you see that Buz?

BUZ: Yeah, it was a 'vette, so what!?

FILO: No man, that was a ZR1 'vette bro'; that's quixotic!!!

by Tommy "The Teacher" Twang January 31, 2009

Don Quixote

The sexual act where a woman with large breasts rubs butter on her chest and swings them in a circular motion while a man attempts to charge her with his erect penis and plant firmly in her cleavage.

That bitch was so crazy that I had to ram her with that Don Quixote, son!

by Wise Axe October 19, 2022