Quiff

1)a slang term for the female anatomy; a vagina.
2)Someone who is despised by you.

So I says to Mable, that Simon Cowell is some quiff.

by Turbo of Hali August 24, 2006

Quiff

a Vagenital Fart

did she just have a quiff?

by GregV12 February 20, 2009

quiff

pussyslit, tufted pissflaps, female pudenda, woman

she's a DPQM=delectable piece of quiff meat

by butch mcgillicuddy January 25, 2004

quiff

quiff: a slut or cheap prostitute

20's slang

by brenz October 12, 2003

Quiff

Another word for F**k

To be ticked off

"QUIFF THIS"
"I quiffing don't like this dude"

by Dudeboyguy August 23, 2011

Quiff

A modern, ridiculous excuse for a hairdo that only onedirection, boy band looking, self indulgent rat boys use to flaunt their utter stupidity.

In all seriousness, if this is what people consider "handsome" or "cool" now then that's very sad...

One direction and Justin Bieber being to blame again for it's popularity.

"What's that hairstyle?"
"It's called a quiff."
"... What an absolute silly scumbag..."

by spurstildeath January 5, 2014

quiff

What you'd call the sort of cowardly idiot who'd typically post their mildly amusing definitions on the Urban Dictionary

Did you read what that quiff just wrote? What a douche bag!

by Even quiffs need love October 4, 2006