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Quiddit

One word for "Quit" and "It".
"QUIDDIT! Stop touching me!"
"No YOU QUIDDIT! You started this!"
"No... YOU QUIDDIT!!"
by electronicbattleground November 8, 2004
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playing quidditch

1. The entire act of masturbation

2. The entire act of sex with a partner.
1. beating bludgers is one facet of playing Quidditch.

2. I just got finished playing Quidditch with Melissa; she said she caught the snitch, but I still think she pulled a wronski feint on me.
by The Ravenclaw Seeker March 4, 2005
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Quidditch

Quidditch is the uber sport played on broom-sticks in teh awesome b00ks (Harry Potter)
aright harry wanna go play some Quidditch, you can have a go of my broom
by Fluker July 19, 2005
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Quiddle

Noun; Any Oral, Anal, or Vaginal orifice that can be penetrated (by a member of the same or opposite Sex).
"MMMM, HONEY!... That man is SO HOT he is making my Quiddle moist!!!"

"Damn HOE, you better quit having so much sex, or your Quiddle is gonna fall out!!"

"GURL, I am so sore... My man Tore UP my Quiddle last night!"

"You better wash out your Quiddle tonight before you go out, you never know if you are gonna get lucky!"
by MILKKRATE December 7, 2017
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Quiddish

The sexual FETISH surronding the mixed-gendered sport of quidditch. Used to identify people who go beyond loving the sport, to a deeper sexual level. With objects and anything associated with the sport
Damn she loves quidditch so much, she must have a Quiddish!

This Guy i was with last week was crazy, he had a Quiddish Fetish!
by TheREAL_Seeker September 2, 2018
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Quiddle

A person who is very confused and dumb
Hey you’re acting like a quiddle!”
by Xolxc November 9, 2018
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Mouth Quidditch

A game in which you play with your mouth, similar to Harry Potter quidditch however in muggle world and played using your mouth. Equipment consists of a hoop whereas the object of the game is to launch a designated food item into your partner's facial cavity.

SAFETY REQUIREMENT(S): Knee pads.
My partner just dislogged the designated food item from his airways. Mouth quidditch is dangerous af.
by MouthQuidditchGuild May 24, 2017
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