Quamph

A male queef, consisting of a brisk expulsion of penile flatulence

"Did you just quamph?"

Dude, I just quamphed a hole in my boxers.

"One of these days, I'm going to get surgery to install a quampf-flap on my dick, in the hopes of manipulating it to be able to quamph the alphabet"

by Ordained Genocide October 14, 2019

Quim Pot

A Quim Pot is a pot in which people, mainly gentlemen, place their detachable rubber twats during the resting hours. Originally used in Georgian Portsmouth by the senior officers of the fleet, by Victorian times they were offered as a trade union benefit to the labouring classes North of Watford. Having declined between the two world wars, these pots have come back in to fashion since the late 1960s and the growth of the feminist movement.

Eh, I gave that rubber twat a good wad of mess. Now where is that Quim Pot so I can rest my sausage?

by Anarcho-Capitalist January 27, 2010

Quiana

A very beautiful girl, usually african american but mixed with another nationality. A Quiana is very unique, crazy at times, and usually very nice and loving. Every guy wants her, and everyone is at attention when they hear that her and her boyfriend are having troubles. Seems like the girl who the one guy you wouldn't expect would get, usually a geeky type of person. Never mess up with Quiana, you'll regret losing this funny, beautiful, unique creature.

"Look it's Quiana!"
"She really is the most beautiful girl I have ever seen in this school."

"I wish I had a chance with Quiana."
"Haha, well keep trying. It's not the end of the world yet."

by ilikesumpoundcake February 3, 2010

Quianis

a legend, a goddes is a girl but is called a king. One of the nicest people youll ever meet. A Quianis is an extremely pretty person

look at that girl shes the one who stole my man, that has to be a Quianis

by quixsan February 13, 2018

quampha (qum -Fa )

describes all the unnecessary things in life. can be used to describe an item, an event or a frame of mind. any and all unneeded things you or someone else has.

* her crib is so full of quampha she barely has room for a bed.
* my girlfriends handbag is full of Quampha, she has 3 shades of lipgloss, 2 umbrellas, 13 pens, 2 pairs of sunglasses and keys to a car I sold last year in it.
* my inbox keeps filling up with quampha.
* school filled my head with quampha, I wish they had taught me how to do something useful like cook.

by KennyF August 29, 2005

quiarra

One of a kind, amazingly beautiful, very genuine, mentally and physically strong, she is a helper, but rather work by herself, independent, has different points of view, creative, sorta extremely dangerous, and aggressive. No matter the situation, good or bad, Quiarra is the one to be around for the good laugh.

Everybody wanna be like Quiarra, she's imperfectly perfect.

by Whateverwhatever June 25, 2014

Quim Ninja

One proficient in rug munching; a cunning linguist

"Oh... flick my bean with your tong... oh..."

by Oz March 16, 2003