Queefer Sutherland

A queef that is so big, so bad, so intense that only a parody of the man who plays Jack Bauer will do.

"That was no ordinary coochie fart Kim, that was a Queefer Sutherland."

by Yes I win! April 25, 2006

Beef queefer

A fat chick. Characteristics include (but are not limited to): prodigious muffin top, thunder-thighs, cankles, back-tits, ass-belly, breasts much too small for large-sized body, and a fat vagina (from which the term is derived). Beef queefers are completely unaware of their body type, as they tend to dress in such a way as to look like 10 pounds of shit stuffed in a 5 pound bag. A beef queefer is usually the token fat friend in a group of normal to attractive females; as such, they are generally cock-blockers when sober but will fuck anything that has something vaguely resembling a penis when intoxicated. Considered highly dangerous; if encountered, keep away from fridge/snacks/penis at all costs.

Friend 1: "Damn dude, that Sarah chick is a fox!"

Friend 2: "It's a no-go dude; that beef queefer Gretchen is with her. She's keeping that shit on lock-down. Sucks, 'cause Erika's pretty hot too..."

Friend 1: "Naw, dude, we can have Randy buy her a few drinks and take the hit for us, right Randy?"

Randy: "God dammit..."

by gr33nf00t February 17, 2012

queened out

A homosexual man who exaggerates feminine characteristics in various situations, usually when the situation calls for him to behave masculine. This usually, but not always, occurs when the homosexual man is in a confrontation or is simply not getting his way.

"David queened out on me when I told him I couldn't take him to the mall on Tuesday."

"John queened out at his job interview, and he wonders why he didn't get the job."

"Nathan the muscle stud at the gym queened out last night when I took him home and got him naked."

by brian186 December 14, 2008

Pakistani Queefer

Pakistani Women are known as elite queefers in the queefing community. Their Queefs are usually long, loud, and pleasurable to the taste.

Malik said that Bashra wouldnt stop queefin on dat dick. Made him nut after the 3rd queef. Them Pakistani Queefers are elite.

by SausageDynamite May 22, 2023

queerealization

It is the event of realizing that one is queer, a portmanteau of queer and realization.

I can't believe I had my queerealization in July. I could've had a whole month to celebrate!

by Urbanscholar834 June 26, 2021

Queefestra

A musical ensemble, most noted for their woodwind section, who preform classical concerts with the wind of their vaginas. They can often be recognized by their costume which consists of crotchless unitards and white rhinestone bowties. They are backed up by their road crew who follows the the motto "You Blow'em we Stow'em".. Coming to city near you...

The Queefestra's performance of the Ovature of 1812 really blew my hair back last night.

Have you ever heard of the Queefestra? NOW THATS TALENT!!!

by tmm05 February 11, 2006

Queefy Queeferson

A female who expells air from her vagina frequently.

"That was a wet one! Queefy Queeferson!"

by CrazySam February 7, 2010