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Queef

When a girl or woman is trying to establish dominance over other females

Or attract a Male or female suitor

A queefer may use a high pitch squeaky queef to attract others from a long distance

Or a low guttaral growl like a sleeping pitbull when threatened

They can also jump up several octaves when startled or excited

It is not unusual for a classically trained queefer to have a queefing rang several octaves higher and lower then judas priest
Tracy was having her little brother and his friend over to drink beer and give her dog a boner so she could laugh at it.
You could see a glimmer in her eyes as she pushed her but against the wall and her legs up. What fallowed can be described as. Two slabs of raw meat smacking together in reverse. Then the sound of of a Bulldogs jowles flapping together when his head hangs out the window.

After that she was known as madam tracy and was sought after by all the gentalman

Queef . Startled or warning ..during times of stress or worry ...
Sharron had been crying a good part of the day. She eventually worked her self to hysterics and no sooner could she take a breath did a sobbing and pathetic queef start with a squeal and died of like a bullfrog having a heart attack
:; as judge Cavanaugh drunkenly came closer she queefer what sounded like a diesel boat motor warming up in a dirty river
by Pecker pete October 1, 2018
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To release air out of the vagina such as a sound similar to flatelation is exerted
I Fucked Simi's mom so hard and so long that after a few minutes she couldn't help but queef.
by PoiSoN March 6, 2003
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An uncontrolable noise that comes out of the vagina when there is air trapped inside of it. It usually accurs after sexual intercourse, mainly in odd positions, or when a female does sit ups, crunches, etc.
Her boyfriend was sickened by his girlfriends queef after they had sex, but she informed him that it was because of him.
by Winstonandwilbur July 6, 2006
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A pussy fart. This happens when a penis (or something else?) creates a vacuum inside of a woman's vagina.
-My girlfriend queefed after we were done fucking.
by Green_hen October 16, 2009
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A vaginal fart. Or ben, when he decides to fuck off without saying anything.
ben is a massive fucking queef
by andyispissedatyou September 7, 2011
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A common nickname given to a woman who excessively pursues an unwanted relationship with her FB.
by GraceJoy9595 March 19, 2017
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A queef is the expulsion of air from the vagina. Can occur during or after sex. Some woman do it on command. For some it can happen while doing sit-ups.
She queefed at the gym while doing crunches.
My friend farted and queefed often. I nicknamed her Queeferella!
by Omes November 13, 2003
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