quarf

a combination between a queef and a fart. You will most likely have your period when you quarf.

"ut-oh i feel a quarf coming out."

by ANNE and cookie July 5, 2008

Quarf

A fart and queef that occurs at the same time.

Bro, I was slammin this girl last night so hard she quarfed. Shit smelled like shit fish..

by *hndakd* August 7, 2017

Queaf Whistle

An adjective describing an individual of the utmost repulsiveness due to their lack of respect for everyone and everything besides themselves and their own ideas, which are often flawed or simply incorrect. One who constantly talks about their experience and knowledge and has a better story for every dam topic under the sun but does not actually listen to anything you have to say. One who cannot see that everyone hates them and counts down the seconds until they leave, yet remain perturbed by the proverbial stench that lingers long after they are gone due to the useless verbal expulsion of air from their mouth.

Alternative definition: the high pitched tone that is emitted from a tightened vagina when entrained air is released. Commonly occurs in virgins or during intense kegal exercises.

"Dude that guy Nick is here again telling us how great he is" -
" Oh fuck I'm hiding from that queaf whistle! "

by Pseudonym 928 February 20, 2019

Queerff

A windy, noisless fart from the open, loose, well-used rectum of a homosexual.

All the ladies in the room were impressed by his Queerff.

by RingoFonebone67 November 16, 2012

Queard

A straight person who pretends gay so they can hang out at specifically gay haunts with their gay friends.

Julian was acting as Jason's Queard so he could go to the gay Mardi Gras.

by OlFriar December 31, 2016

queerfolk

A more campy & fun way to refer to queer & LGBTQ+ people, generally used more by members of the LGBTQ+ community.

June belongs to the queerfolk.

by tiny.octopode June 11, 2018

Queard

Beard on a homosexual or Career coach on YouTube

Yo bro! That queard really compliments your ascot and Warby Parkers. Too bad it’s soaked in craft beer

by El Knuck December 29, 2019