Quaranpeeve

Something that usually doesn't bother you much but during social distancing and quarantining drives you bats*** crazy.

"If I hear Tom Selleck say 'Look...this isn't my first rodeo' one more time, I'm gonna lose my damn mind. It's a real quaranpeeve lately."

"That stupid timeshare commercial is my latest quaranpeeve."

by Luvrte66 October 23, 2020

quarantina

Women who are learning to cope with life in the age of the coronavirus. Quarantinas don’t need men to keep them busy or to rescue them. They are developing their talent as artists, they are reading serious literature, they are meditating and becoming whole. Not to be confused with quarantinos who are dumbass men with foot fetishes.

Adrian is a badass quarantina. Did you see her new paintings in that online art opening?

by Hardy5 March 22, 2020

The Quarantine Time Paradox

The laws of the space and time continuum do not apply to the universe during quarantine. 'Time' is in league with the coronavirus and deliberately shits itself every now and then in an effort to fuck your brain up even more than it already is.

March 5 : *blinks*
April 21: *opens*
Me: "Holy fuckermoli what happened in the last month"
Friend: "Couldn't tell you mate, The Quarantine Time Paradox is playing tricks on us again"

by monkeykaka April 20, 2020

QuaranKing

A man who locks himself into his germ-free domicile during a pandemic, leaving only for necessities such as medicine and groceries while heralding himself the world’s top interlocked individual.

“John considered himself the QuaranKing of the Upper West Side during the Covid-19 Crisis, but thought Adam hoarded toilet paper better...”

by Dallasjeni March 29, 2020

Quaranshine

Quaranshine is the hand sanitizer made by all the distillery's during the COVID 19 event. It is a testament to the power of alcohol to survive in troubling times and the power of people working together to support a community in need.

While you're at the distillery getting some moonshine and vodka, please pick up a few quarts of quaranshine so I can sanitize my hands.

by Wanda Was Here April 15, 2020

quaranhoe

A person who engages in whoretivities with no regards to the rona, mainly because theyre bored in the house and in the house bored.

A quaranhoe is the type of person who hits up their old hoes out of loneliness or creates content on Onlyfans

Man, that quaranhoe aint worth the risk getting the rona. Ill just beat my meat instead.

by Scooby Jew April 19, 2020

Quarantan

It’s when you basically get a tan from the masks in summer quarantine

Oops, got a quarantan!

by liluzivertttt May 3, 2020