Quaranteenager

A person coming of age in the coronaviral age, home-schooled, missing out on dating, beer, pot and every other rite of social passage.

Watching "Clueless", "Ladybird" and "Booksmart" while in lockdown, she yearned to experience the geeky teen years which were her birthright and hated-hated-hated being a dorky quaranteenager.

by Monkey's Dad March 28, 2020

Quarantharsis

A temporary, enlightened state of mind associated with eating nothing but delivery daily by those practicing social distancing in a pandemic, like the 2020 COVID-19 crisis.

Caused by a long-term deprivation/excess of human contact under quarantine.

Blake sent himself into a state of quarantharsis after eating Double Big Mac Meal, 20 pc. McNuggets, and a Spicy Chick Fil-A sandwich in the span of 6 hours. He slept 5 hours.

by QVD92 April 11, 2020

Quarantennial

Person born circa nine months after the beginning of the Coronavirus Pandemic of 2020 and on.

Quarantennials are the Baby Boomers of the 21st century.

by Ataraxis22 March 21, 2020

Quaranteam

The lads/lasses' group chat for hard-core studying during isolation from COVID-19. It's a really clever word because it rhymes ;D

"Anyone know what on Earth a 'Quadratic Formula' is?"
"Don't worry mate, I sent my answers to the Quaranteam"

by Adzisanabsoluteweapon March 23, 2020

quaranteering

When you have to finally make your way out into the world whilst keeping social distancing.

Girl, I'm so tired from quaranteering all day!

Hey dude, you want to go quaranteering today?

by Bld84t April 20, 2020

Quarantea

When the guy you're seeing six feet apart tells you he has a crush on you.

Let's have a Zoom call, I've got to share the quarantea!

by IsolationHamlin April 30, 2020

Quaranten

That first ten pounds you gain from comfort-eating while in quarantine from COVID-19.

I got on the scale this morning and found out I'd put on a full Quaranten this month.

by One Science March 20, 2020