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3 hole qualified

A female that takes dick in her mouth, pussy, and ass.
by Proffesor Scott February 1, 2017
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qualifier

Refers to a single person or group of people who are juggernauts at an outdoor sport such as fishing or hunting.
That qualifier always catches fish for his girlfriend; he is so providing.
by WolfgangT July 12, 2010
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Qualified immunity

A term that's often misunderstood because stupid people can't tell the difference between "qualified" and "absolute".

In the United States, qualified immunity is a legal principle that grants government officials performing discretionary functions immunity from civil suits (< two very important words right there) unless the plaintiff shows that the official violated "clearly established statutory or constitutional rights of which a reasonable person would have known".

So you can't sue that cop as a way to get back at him because he pulled you over for going 75 mph in a 55 zone. Or because he arrested you for drinking and driving even though you didn't wanna be arrested.

Qualified immunity does NOT prevent police officers from being charged with crimes (get this through your thick skull), nor does it prevent people from suing the departments the police officers work for.
Idiot: "Hey, did you hear about that cop who shot an innocent man 200 times? I heard he got away with the murder because of qualified immunity."

Guy with common sense: "That's not how qualified immunity works... at all."

Idiot: "But... some guy on Twitter said it, so it must be true!"
by absolute qualification January 17, 2021
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qualifried

A state of highly satisfactory inebriation, normally induced by smoking quality buds.
"I'm well qualifried to play this guitar."
by Moradabad January 20, 2020
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Qualified Incompetence

A pseudo-legal shield granted to self-declared constitutional experts who have no formal education, no courtroom wins, and no idea what habeas corpus means—but do have a ring light, a YouTube channel, and a deep commitment to shouting at traffic stops.
Qualified Incompetence protects the following behaviors:
• Quoting the Constitution out of context while live-streaming from a car
• Filing lawsuits with the same strategic finesse as a toddler launching spaghetti
• Declaring oneself a “law scholar” despite being defeated in court more times than a parking ticket
• Misinterpreting the First Amendment so badly it violates the Eighth
by pro_sadie May 16, 2025
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Qualified Nepotism

When you actually deserve the job, but you only get a foot in the door because you know someone. Basically merit… with a shortcut.
She didn’t just get the promotion because of her uncle—her skills were top-notch, it was pure qualified nepotism
by CoperateCrusher August 18, 2025
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Best qualified leader

by Jerrythepro123 April 24, 2021
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