Evi Quaid

(adjective) referring to a woman who is acting crazy, paranoid and possibly violent

She found out he cheated on her, and then she got all Evi Quaid on his ass.

by geniusburns December 24, 2010

Quainocerous

An exceptionally large and typically blonde creature that has a particular passion for the 'rear-splay'. Of 2 varieties, the better known is the 'lesser spotted Quainocerous'; this creature is known for being aggressive, high maintenance and possessing skills in magic, this includes several sightings of the 'sea-gul'. This includes turning a clasped handful of air into a handful of warm, sticky white substance and throwing it all over itself.

Rich - "Shit Batman, is that a lesser spotted Quainocerous?"

Batman - "Yikes! It must be.... Wait! Is that Jack?!"

Rich - "Be-Jesus! It is. Typical him, going for the 'rear-splay' in full public view."

Batman - "Yucky! The Quainocerous has just 'sea-gulled' again. Dutty biatch."

by inevitablysplaying January 10, 2012

Nectar quaffing

Drinking nectar in a posh manner, a way of expressing high social status and satisfaction with one's life.

"Yet A is happy!
Oh, so happy!
Laughing, Ha! ha!
Chaffing, Ha! ha!
Nectar quaffing, Ha! ha! ha!
Ever joyous, ever gay,
Happy, undeserving A!" -The Mikado

by Sir Arthur Sullivan October 12, 2010

Quail Hunting

To shoot somebody in the face using a powerful hunting weapon. The act must appear accidental and is preferably performed in the style of Dick Cheney.

Dude: Yo, word on the street is Duane is bangin that sweet ass bitch of your's.

You: Shit, man, I know. I'm gonna have to take that dumbass, motherfucka out quail hunting this weekend.

by J.J. T. February 18, 2006

quaided

to be felt up on a plane, and to kind of enjoy it

hey did you know that guy got quaided last week

by miss SL March 30, 2009

Dennis Quaid

An event where a man in his 50s purposely leaves an additional button on his shirt undone to impress younger women in their 40s.

45 year-old man: Hey man. Just so you know, there will be plenty of single women at this Napa Valley horseback wine tour, but I think they all are at least ten years younger than you. Think you can swing that?

58 year-old man: Don't worry about me. Just let me pop this button right here . . . And there you have it, the perfect Dennis Quaid.

43 year-old woman: (passing by) Looking sharp pilgrim. Let's ditch this wine tasting and watch "Something To Talk About."

by mintek September 11, 2012

quailman

A super hero in the old Nicklodean show, Doug.
The uniform or superhero outfit consists of Doug dressing up with his underwear over his pants, a red cape and a belt around his head.
He fights crime with his sidekick dog, porkchop.

"Hey, what are you going to be for Halloween?"
"Oh you know...probably some awesome hero...like Quailman or something."

by s4mthug July 30, 2005