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quagmire

That mysterious orange rash you get on your penis from spending all day eating Cheetos while looking at internet porn.
If you switch over to Funyuns, that quagmire will clear right up.
by Franzshizzle April 7, 2007
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Quagwire

That mess of wires behind your home PC.
Can you plug the new printer into that Quagwire under the desk?
by ModusMan February 18, 2010
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Quagmire

A sex-crazed character from the television program "Family Guy", first name Glen, enjoys sex, feet, and HIC-A-DOO-LA. Known for saying ALLLL-RIIGHT when horny or aroused in any way, shape or form
Yea, it looks something like that...(pointing at an nuclear warhead protruding down into his bedroom while attempting to seduce a woman)
by Pockets December 17, 2003
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Quagmired

The act of sliding a credit card through a woman's buttocks or through a credit card machine.
The man on Family Guy had no money to give the stripper so he Quagmired and got slapped by her.
by bigweezey November 28, 2012
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Quasirelationship

When two individuals agree to be in a relationship, but there are not any mutual romantic feelings or romantic bonds. Essentially, it is just a status.

There may be infatuation involved prior to the quasirelationship, but once a couple decides to make it official, there may be feelings of awkwardness and regret subsequently leading to a breakup.

Quasirelationships are often very brief, lasting only a week or a few weeks and maybe sometimes longer. They are prevalent among the inexperienced, young, and the immature.
Sarah agreed to be Benny's girlfriend, but once they made it official, they didn't have the feelings they expected, thus, they were in a quasirelationship.
by HBMedic January 23, 2017
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quagmire syndrome

When you have hit the sexual limits of your imagination,budget, pain tolerance, flexibility, applicable laws, etc. to the point where you run out of ideas to keep things interesting.
Bro 1: my girl’s a total freak, it started with eating booty, and it just got out of hand! she always wants me to come up with new shit and I’m pretty sure there are no more kinky things left to try that don’t involve farm animals, a second mortgage, or prison time!
Bro 2: damn bro sounds like a case of quagmire syndrome, I’m sure you’ll get that squared away during a pornhub rabbit hole session.
by Testudo420 January 27, 2019
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quagmire

yarrh is in a quagmire; he needs to make a new def cuz it's may 29 and has like 5 more mins till the 30th.
by yarrh June 1, 2006
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