pecan

Sexual act in which a man inserts one of his testicles into a woman's vagina.

When Martha begged me for a pecan, I pulled my balls out and went to work.

by Luke and Kendall August 18, 2006

pecan season

a southern phrase for a year.

i havent seen you in about three pecan seasons.

by omar1021 May 11, 2009

Pecan Spinwheel

A sexual act, where one has a well lubracted penis, and inserts it into an asshole, and then procedes to spin this said asshole around while still inside of it.

Dude I was with that chick last night, gave her the ol' Pecan Spinwheel, but she got dizzy and threw up on me." "Did you finish?" "Of course once you start a Pecan Spinwheel you don't stop until Boosh!

by ThinkingOverHookah June 28, 2010

Pecan ice cream

After eating ice cream, you and your partner have sexual intercourse.

"Me and my girlfriend just 'had' Pecan Ice Cream."

by ThatOrNot January 20, 2018

Pecan Mummy

An intimate sexual act of wrapping the receiving partner in bath tissue before glazing them with bodily fluids, usually semen and phlegm, until they harden into a mummy-like statue. Successful attempts often take several hours and may require up to a week of semen retention prior.

The Pecan Mummy has become a yearly tradition for Kathy and I on our anniversary.

by Pussywhistle July 13, 2021

Sticky Pecan Cheesecake

(Verb)

When a male ejaculates his load on a woman's face and then proceeds to throw pecans in her face; all while yelling,"LIKE DAT CHEESECAKE BITCH?"

Mike:Did you have sex with Stacy?

Dave:Yes, and I gave that bitch a Sticky Pecan Cheesecake.

by Jimmy Bob Jimmy John September 13, 2011

Butter Pecan Ice Cream Is a Must

Translates to "dangerous obsession." Popularized in The Society On Da Run, the butter pecan ice cream meme is a person's obsession with something.

Boy #1: butter pecan ice cream is a must, I gotta have it!

Boy #2: control yourself!

by Narcissus the African October 21, 2011