Pittyswains

1. Noun: Suspect stains, normally dried sperm or sex stains but can be used for any unidentified stain. May be on any surface, though fabric is usually more permanent.

2. Verb: The act of making stains that will later be suspect to a party at a later time. -ed -ing -s

1. Oh, dude. This motel room is full of pittyswains.

2. Sorry man, me and this girl totally pittyswained all over the back seat of your car last night.

by S. P. D. July 19, 2010

pitty fuck

A scenario where two people fuck, usually one is better looking than the other and alot of alchol is involved. Pitty fucking is actually a sport in some countries and can be seen late night on ESPN 19.

Damn last night was crazy I pitty fucked this fugly cunteen!

by BillC July 29, 2006

Pwittering

Public Twittering. Shouting out exactly what you are doing at the moment in 140 characters or less. Also serves to call attention to yourself.

Dude: I'm going to order a large cheese pizza! I hope I can finish it all! Yum!

Dude #2: Bro, you've been pwittering every five minutes...chill.

by Murphy L. Piddleton April 16, 2009

Pitty on the Time

comes from hebrew and can mean one of two things, depending on tone of speach:
1- something bad that isnt worth your time.
2- something so good that you cant explain in words. its a pitty on the time trying to explain it.

how was the movey?
1) pitty on the time, really bad.
2) pitty on the time, you gotta go see it!

by shula August 28, 2005

pitty pinch

When your friend secretly pinches your ass to make you feel better.

Sara is in a bar and feeling like a dog and marcy comes over secretly pitty pinches her ass.

Sara: "I just got my ass pinched feelin sexy now"

Marcy: giggles and keeps the pinch to herself

by darrrrr May 28, 2007

pitty

A guy you wanna holler at. A pitty could be a good looking male, or a male you would like to get to know better. The male version of bitty. Bitty is for girls and pitty is for boys due to the fact they have a penis, which starts with the letter "P", Pitty.

"There's a pitty on the right"

"There's some pitties at this one bar, we should go"

by kags July 17, 2007

Pritty Pooh

One who loves Bingay, A "Sister Blass" lover.

Yo look at him kissin Bingay, hes such a Pritty Pooh.

by Frank Giantanio November 9, 2003