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Pinecone shit

A Pine Cone shit is a hurking turd that you know is going to shred your asshole when it comes out so you push real slow and get it half way out and you cannot see because your eyes are full of tears and you say screw it and just give one mighty push and it shoots out of your ass so fast your spinchter slams shut and pulses for about a minute. police are called because the neighbor heard a blood curdling scream from in your house.
Dude last night i took a pinecone shit and i had to stuff my underwear with toilet paper because i was bleeding so much.
by Pistolero777 July 23, 2010
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pine mountain lake

commonly referred to as PML, a lake in the middle of nowhere where a shit ton of Russians congregate during the summer eating semichki, getting fucked up at the beach with their kids, and play voleibol until they are fucking sunburnt
Dude, im going to Pine Mountain lake for 4th of july. lets get shitfaced at my house and then drive in the middle of the night to yours, mexican style.
by betya3444 December 28, 2011
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Pineapple Hairs

Pineapple Hairs, the hair on top of Spongebob’s house. This is a glorious, thick, beautiful hair laid upon the tall, orange, pineapple house.
The Pineapple Hairs on top of Spongebob SquarePant’s house is so green and luscious.
by Julxox June 16, 2020
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Pine me

Is when you shove a pine cone into your partner's anal canal and repetitively smash it with a penis till it explodes.
"Pine me, daddy, Pine me really good" or "Pine me so hard mmmmh..."
by Donny Knoxx December 1, 2020
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Pine Rider

One who rides the pine. 2nd string baseball player who sits the bench.
"You suck you pine rider."
"I'm not very good at baseball, so I'm just riding the pine."
by Corey H May 28, 2003
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Phineas and Ferb

One of the only good shows on Disney, it has the humor of Family Guy, yet it's kid-friendly. It's full of running gags, cutaway gags, and occasionally features some innuendos and satire.
Person A: Hey, heard of that new show, Phineas and Ferb?
Person B: Yeah, it's funny, and I don't have to turn the channel when my kids walk in the room.
by Trixter9 September 12, 2009
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Pineaple

A pineapple, but better because it doesn't have an apple in it; An AWESOME Pineaple
Damn dude, thats an Awesome pineaple!
by awesomepineapple315 November 25, 2021
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