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by supermassiveblackwhore April 10, 2012
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Press X not to die

Usually refers to a quick-time push-button event in video games. Also can refer to any quickly repeated process or action.
Example 1:

Gamer: Gah, I hate this push X not to die sequence! I always die!

Example 2:
Guy 1: My girlfriend's mad at me, but I always get her some flowers and she calms down.

Guy 2: Press X not to die, dude.
by Mikrin262 March 13, 2011
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Ciara Pressure

Ciara Pressure is a new phenomenon sweeping the University College Cork(UCC) nation. . she picks her victims on a near random basis forcing them to do tasks that would be very enjoyable to watch but cause the person doing such task to feel a great amount of shame and regret both during and after said act has taken place
Dude1: "I really didn't want to shift that geek last night but my friends wouldnt leave me alone til I did it"
Dude2: "Sounds like you were Ciara Pressured into it"
by cookiesmurf93 January 8, 2012
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Bangometric Pressure

Closely correlates to the chance of penetration. The higher the Bangometric Pressure, the higher the probability of "Getting it on" will be.
Did you feel that? She just checked me out, The Bangometric Pressure in here just got raised.

Man, I talked about my ex too much, I felt the Bangometric Pressure drop.
by Discoinsterno November 6, 2014
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stay pressed

commonly used as a response online especially in twitter. the response basically tells haters that no matter how much they continue to hate you, you're superior; they can't do anything about it and you won't change yourself or your opinions because of what they say- therefore, they remain pressed.
toxic user: no offense but you're not attractive and a weirdo
user: stay pressed hoe *insert gif*
by OhSehunBisexualKing July 8, 2020
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Junk Press

The act of a man pressing his genitalia on any part of a woman in a social setting. This is done in an effort to arouse the female and will hopefully lead to obtaining a phone number or a hook-up.
I was at the bar with my girlfriends last night and this fugly guy kept junk pressing me. It was nasty.
by Tim, on behalf of Q100 January 21, 2009
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peen press

When a man thrusts his pelvis foward towards a woman/man in order for the other person to feel their "junk"

This is not always done intentionally. There is such a thing as an "accidental peen press"
Kevin: "Dude Amy's fuckin hot I think im gonna peen press her, 20 % chance she'll like it, 80 % chance she'll be offended"

Amy: "like... Kevin totally peen pressed me and i didn't feel a thing... awkward"
by BAAD July 24, 2011
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