Pullout Swallow

The oral sex act a fertile woman performs when her man promises to stop intercourse and pull out of her pussy right before he comes, based of the promise that she will immediately take his cock into her mouth and swallow his load.

Since my girlfriend forgot to take her birth control pills and I was out of condoms, she said she'd do a pullout swallow if I pulled out right before I came.

by TallandThick December 8, 2015

Pavlov's Log

Humph's and Magna Farta's def. is all very well, yet if I may venture to suggest another meaning: the term could equally well be used to define the onset of defecatory cramps caused by the aroma of ground coffee. Therefore:

" I am sorry, Your Honour, that the Defendant has not yet appeared. He is not however absent in Contempt of Court as I am able to instruct the Jury that Pavlov's Log is held and recongized here by the Court as Mitigating Circumstances. We can confirm that Starbuck's coffee house outside the Courthouse was indeed repsonsible for the onset of my client's bout of Pavlov's Log. He has been detained in the Couthouse restroom and will be appearing in due course."

by bromp May 10, 2008

Purlovia Maxima

Purlovia Maxima is a creature that appears in Ark: Survival Evolved that lives in the redwoods, it can dig underground and hide there until a creature or player comes to close and the Purlovia will leap out causing you to get stunned for 5 seconds and in that five seconds your probably gonna die, and when you tame it you can use it as a trap for your base in PVP and if you have another one you can hide your items in it's inventory, and if you’re a part of a tribe that has a few Purlovia hiding underground only you and your tribe can see the mound of dirt and anyone outside the tribe can't see it.

Player 1: okay were gonna raid this base right there but be careful that they might have some Purlovia Maxima so watch out!.

by Debo emerarudo April 11, 2020

putlocker and chill

What you must resort to if you're too much of a poorcunt to afford a Netflix thing. Not recommended to use around gold diggers.

You: Come over for putlocker and chill, bae?
Her: da fuq? just buy Netflix you cheap cunt.

by Shaun, look, a circle! October 11, 2015

Pictou County Pullout

A mid-coital move which involves nailing a girl doggy style and then without notice, pulling out of her vaginal oriface and sticking it in her anal cavity. This was popularized by people in Pictou County because they would formerly ask if anal was appropriate, but since their dialect is so scrambled and incomprehensible, the girl would not understand them and they would just go for it anyway.

Matt: Did you hear Ross did her anal?
Alex: Yeah, he pulled the pictou county pullout and she never saw it coming!

by Clitoris Jackson December 24, 2006

Pavlov's Dick

a condition where, after receiving an unexpected, late night text from a girl you have fucked in the past, you get an instant boner in anticipation of whats about to go down

AJ: "Damn, i really gotta start studyin for this test"

--phone buzzes---

Text from Nikki: "heyy what r u doing??"

--PAVLOV'S DICK--

by Genghis901 September 5, 2013

pulloffable

Used to describe whether a result it achievable or not.

My team is 6-0 down and there's only 30 seconds of the game left. They're never going to win now, it's simply not pulloffable!

by Philip Newborough October 25, 2007