Petrafyed

Ritualistically listening your way through pop princess Kim Petras' hottest albums in an exact order during sex with a total top and pig bottom to achieve a mythological orgasm of the gawds; followed by a swift yet euphoric death. The exact song order is said to be deciphered only by the truly verse and thus remains a mystery to this day.

Christopher is going to have himself petrafyed on April 28th 2022.

by You really looked this up? April 30, 2022

petrafried

When you are extremely intoxicated on marijuana. That thirty minute period right after you get done smoking marijuana cigarettes, and your brain has to re-adjust to reality.

Wow! That marijuana cigarette really got me "petrafried!"

I can't drive right now, I'm too "petrafried;" maybe in 45 minutes.

by James Baron January 24, 2008

Petrified Seagull

Fictional sexual position that one may use in conversation to instill a feeling of sexual experience or prowess.

Venus Butterfly... whatever. Ever had the Petrified Seagull?

by John Doe who lives on Fake St. September 4, 2010

Petrified

pet·ri·fied
ˈpetrəˌfīd/
adjective
adjective: petrified

1.

so frightened that one is unable to move; terrified.

"the petrified child clung to her mother"

2.

(of organic matter) changed into a stony substance; ossified.

"petrified wood"

Person1: Hey man!
Person2: Look what I found!
Person1: What is it?
Person2: I found some petrified wood!

by Auerus June 16, 2016

Petrified Wood

When a old man takes too much viagra and his boner gets stuck forever, causing an awkward funeral.

Hugh Hefner had taken too many boner pills and had to have surgery because of Petrified Wood.

by garuru0 December 27, 2009

petrified

An unreasonable (or is it?)phobia of treating computer mouse as a pet.

I'm petrified of sharpening my mouse instead of my pencil.

by Hercolena Oliver June 26, 2008

putofied

Poot-i-fydAlso see Puto; something in the state of being Puto or Puto-ish, dirives from the original word Puto or Plural Puti. You are Putified If and Only If you are a Puto or Puta. also See; Putification.

1. Who keyed your car?...that's Putofied.
2.You're so Putofied if shit on Soach Cotos car!
3.MAN that weed IS PUTOFIED!!!!
USAGE IN SPANISH 4. Ese Puto esta bien Putoficado(putified) desde que lo conosco!

by Monkey King April 15, 2004