Putler

A huesos who likes to steal money, especcialy from the state budget.

- Sorry, i've took your money without asking.
- What a Putler you turned out to be!

by xxx_liberal_xxx February 1, 2019

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Purile

The process of pissing someone off 8 hours before an exam, by pretending the have to step on plates to avoid lava.

Tristan was being purile earlier, I wish he'd got burnt.

by TW10 January 20, 2011

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Puttle is a simple, competitive putting game for people of all ages and abilities. Puttle combines the precision of golf putting with the excitement of knocking over pins, such as those used in bowling, but only smaller. Scoring in Puttle is the same as golf, low score is the best score. Tournament Puttle is played at a distance of twelve feet, but you can Puttle at any length. Children can handicap their Puttle experience by putting at a distance equal to their age, up to twelve. A six year old would putt from six feet, a twelve year old would Puttle from twelve feet. Scores are tallied after nine or eighteen putts.

"I can't wait to play in The Puttle Tour championship! The trophy is a 30 oz beer tankard, sweet!"

by Mr_Puttle October 28, 2009

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Purile

Oft miss-spelt word (especially bt pedantic Amazon forum flops) Means, acting like an arsey gaylord who has a Kindle stuck up their arse

Th' expense of spirit in a waste of shame
Is lust in action, and till action, lust
Is purile, murd'rous, bloody, full of blame,
Savage, extreme, rude, cruel, not to trust,
Enjoy'd no sooner but despisèd straight,
Past reason hunted, and no sooner had,
Past reason hated as a swallowed bait
On purpose laid to make the taker mad. . . .

The Bard

"Sonnet 129," 1–8

by Purile Pete October 27, 2012

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