Kung-puter Fu-ddhism

A life philosophy combining aspects of computer science, kung fu, and buddhism pioneered by Dr. Desell.

Through his mastery of Kung-puter fu-ddhism, our hero, effortlessly developed a distributed computer system to unlock the mysteries of the universe, then (again effortlessly) executes a roundhouse kick, destroying the very computer used to build the distributed system; thus, demonstrating the resiliency of distributed systems. He then, effortlessly reaches a higher plane of existence through meditation. On this plane a functioning computer is not needed to check email, only the components that once combined to create a functioning computer. Our hero then checks his email, discovering that his software had provided the mysteries of the universe, which he then used to reach enlightenment.

by cozzzmo February 12, 2010

Fire up the ol 'puter

The art of masturbating to porn on your computer

I had to fire up the ol 'puter six times today

by JESSA! March 2, 2010

Puter-Riffic

Puter-Riffic: An innocent mistake that you can't undo yet others have to wait on you.

Puter, you saved the Flyer Template to the flash drive, I need the Logo Template, I'm working late on a Friday Night but I guess I'll wait... - That's really Puter-Riffic of you.

by Wordup702 June 3, 2022

Puter

A putin supporter

Dude hes such a puter it's insane i saw him jerking to the shirtless horse pics

by Jellymama17roberts March 4, 2022

Puter Snatch

Noun. A women that you meet on the internet for sex and only sex.

I found me some good puter snatch last night trolling the net.

by jn969 June 1, 2010

Puter cleavage

Vagina lips

"Her pants were so tight I saw her puter cleavage."

by Fisherbabe55 November 29, 2012

Scooter Puter

any computer older than 15 years old. Comparative with motorcycles being the new and more advanced, scooter being the more primitive and cheaply built.

My 386 from ages ago is a total scooter puter. My commodore 64 is a scooter puter.

by Goyoza June 24, 2010