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la puta que te pario

it means "the whore that gave you birth", but the word 'parir' (gave birth) isn't polite. Usually you say 'have a baby' (tener un bebe) and not ' parir un bebe'. the word is too hard
a person treat you badly and you say: "anda a la puta que te pario". (go to the whore that gave you birth) is quite offensive, specially about women. but womwn uses the expression as well.
by gabpas October 24, 2009
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me cago en tu puta madre

Patrick Kluivert said this to the referee(Diaz Vega) in the game Barcelona - Real Madrid in 1999. It means "I shit on your whore mother. He got the red card for it.
Me cago en tu puta madre
by Carsi May 3, 2009
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putaculidad

The spanish equivalent of P. Diddy's bitchassness. Used in instances where bitch ass behavior is present. Usually used in simple spanish sentences or used as an exclamatory.

See bitch assness- A disease plaguing America's youth that is characterized by excessive whining, laziness, and/or undeserved arrogance
no me gusta putaculidad!!!

(After your friend bitches out of an obligation) shake your head then say: No putaculidad!!!
by no_putaculidad! April 22, 2009
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Putang Gilimore

A mythical creature also known as "Camigloo".

Living within mortals... Putang Gilimore is unleashed when a human consumes copious amounts of alcohol.

Drawing to midnight a double shot drink can also bring out the beast...

However, be weary, no one knows the full extent of Putang's power... It can transform its face into demonic images, causing mass hysteria and instant fatality to photos...
guy1: "What's Wesley doing with his face!?"
guy2: "That's not Wes... that's Putang Gilimore!!!"
guy1: "wtf, was it necessary to buy Wes a double shot!?"
guy2: "yes"
guy1: "fml"
guy2: "take a photo of Putang! Quick!"

*camera click*

*awkward silence*
guy1: "the pic is messed up..."
guy2: "...fark."
guy1: "may God have mercy on us all..."
guy2: "..."
by MuMan February 9, 2010
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putang ina bobo

The bad sentence of Philippino means "Ur fukin' mother is stupid".Usually appears when they r annoying in gaming.
Hey noob,why u play likes an asshole,bitch?
Putang ina bobo.$$&#&^$#@#$@
by little_testicle September 28, 2014
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te quiero puta

Rammstein song with spanish lyrics and typical Mexican music sounds mixed with Rammstein's heavy music.

"Te quiero puta" means "I love you bitch"
Dude! Rammstein's "te quiero puta" sounds great with those mexican trumpets!
by zagardujan December 15, 2008
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Hat Putato

A long running and most popular troll post on the newsgroup alt.tv.game-shows. It consists of a stupidly made up and mispelled concept on how the 1984 TV game show "Hot Potato" was played.
how wuz hat putato plaed? did bil kulin tos uh putato at thu kuntestintz? tat wud bu funi!
by The Troll Fighter March 17, 2004
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