Pornasticate

To put off all other activities for the sake of watching pornography.

Person A: Hey, I haven't finished these TPS reports because I can't quit watching porn.

Person B: You know you shouldn't pornasticate.

by Jordan A. Ray August 9, 2008

pornanoia

Noun: a tendency on the part of an individual or group toward excessive or irrational fear that one has left pornography open on their computer's desktop; that one has left their pornographic magazines out in plain view; that one has left a pornographic DVD in the family room DVD player.

Matt would have had his computer repaired at Best Buy, but pornanoia kept from handing it over lest they stumble across his collection of lesbian videos.

by Tokens Only October 27, 2007

Pornacle

A porn-spam "follower" on Twitter; like barnacles on a boat, they have to be scraped off periodically.

"Susan Blowjobsky is now following you on Twitter!" "Click here to view her profile." ::sigh:: another pornacle. I'll have to clean those off eventually.

by Sidiferu October 14, 2010

Parnaz

Parnaz is a common persian word meaning beauty of an angel.

Usually reffered to girls who are sweet, funny, and beautiful.

"Dude, check out Parnaz"
"Man, she looks hott"
"Back off, shes mine"

by ElOhEl2 May 24, 2009

parnavi

Parnavi is a Hindu name. It means the girl with the celestial beauty and Sherlock's brains. She has the sexiest wink which can make any boy go weak on her knees. She can awestruck you with her simple nature and gorgeous look. She is the cutest and most innocent person you will ever meet in your life.

Teacher: Who is your idol?
Student: I want to grow up and be like parnavi. I love parnavi.

by Mr MSA February 28, 2018

Parnado

Word invented by the social fraternity Delta Tau Delta, meaning a PaRtY-Tornado. These can be seen the next morning after a long night of partying. Beer cans scattered about the house, broken furniture, walls, and feelings.

We partied so hard a Parnado came through here.

We're heading to shitty city and, I hear a Parnado is coming!

by Alex Avila December 30, 2007

Pornanoid

Like 'Paranoid'

The feeling of fear of being caught watching pornography

Circumstance:

One is trying to masturbate - however cannot fully indulge themselves in the atmosphere for fear of someone walking in and catching them.

What The Fuck Man! I'm So Pornanoid Its Ruining My Wank!

by OrangePeelTV February 17, 2009