shit puppet

Those who refute science with no evidence to back up their claims.

Kate doesn't understand the science behind vaccines. So instead of educating herself she became a shit puppet and started a pseudoscientific blog on facebook so she can spread misinfo to other shit puppets.

by richard gozinya January 26, 2015

Chuffter puppet

Main Entry: Chuff·ter pup·pet

Pronunciation: \ˈchaf-tər\ \ˈpə-pət\
Function: noun
Etymology: alteration of Latin chufftious and Middle English popet youth, doll, from Middle French poupette, Date: 14th century

1 : The person on the receiving end of a clenched fist into the anal canal from a loved one or friend; specifically : refered to as the Chuffter Puppeteer or doer

Reference:
Chuff·ter pup·pe·teer
Pronunciation: \ˈchaf-tər\\ˌpə-pə-ˈtir\
Function: noun
Date: circa 1923
: one who manipulates Chuffter puppets

Look at the way the person is walking, I bet he was somebody's "Chuffter puppet" last night!

by Sokin' annoyed May 23, 2010

Flesh-Puppet

An actor.

After a chance meeting with a film star you admire, your friend might say "Why did you get so star-struck, he's only a fucking flesh-puppet!"

by BellenderCarlisle July 3, 2008

Pupsticle Course

The act of having to step over dogs sleeping on the floor in your or a friends home.

Mike: Butch come here a minute please, I need your help.
Butch: Coming.
Mike: What's taking so long?
Butch: Sorry, I had to deal with a 3 dog pupsticle course.

by Quasar2012 August 12, 2010

Pussette

A feline mammal usually having no fur and no ability to roar.

You can not pet a pussette because it's dangerous.

A Pussette's diet consists mainly of cheese.

Male Pussettes are considerd endangered; due to the fact that the female pussette eats the male post mating.

M: I missed my Pussette.

P: Sounds like a personal problem.

by patty_pussette January 9, 2010

Puppet Penis

puppet penis

so use the old puppet penis. When your trying to impress somebody your attracted to, you tie a string round your cock and balls and thread the rope string through your clothes to your hand discretely connect it to your hand or finger. When your talking to the one you like move it sharply giving they impression off instant sexual attraction. tell the person your getting movement downstairs they will instantly look and you can master the movement of the puppet penis. Its an instant turn on and you can nick name your penis Pinocchio after all it does get longer.

by Mr C J GRAY July 3, 2019

bunk puppet

The sock used for male masturbation in a place where others share the same sleeping quarters.

John had a date with his bunk puppet every night after his dorm mates fell alseep.

by Guns of Navgattone September 16, 2008